Fly Away

LOL. I did that too - remember we have been at this game for nearly a year already. 2 dress sizes later.....

Fly Away

Believe me, this is good compared to the raw material...

Racking my brain to find the one redeeming feature.

Yup, we've been together since I was 17. I was misguided back then.....

Sally Simpson

Had his mother ruined him?

What about sense of humour, looks, personality? Obviously I can't say caring & thoughtful or considerate as he has failed on those this evening!
Good provider?
Does the ironing? (am getting desperate now!)

Fly Away

PMSL. No his Mother didn't ruin him. He just copies her, 'the least amount of effort is all that is required' philosophy of life.:curse:

He was good looking once....
Quite caring in an unpredictable way.
Good provider if pushed.
Iron his shirts because he doesn't think my ironing is good enough!

In his favour, he's quiet and doesn't interrupt the TV. Quite likes driving me around and will empty the bins.

Can't be bothered to train a new one up though.

Sally Simpson

He sounds like most people, a mix of good & not so good & somewhat irritating
I reckon he has some good qualities that you are just overlooking this evening because of the pasta!

Fly Away

Very possibly....mmm

I am making him suffer at the moment... He will be nice to me for days now. I am wicked.

I am just wound up because I have had a hard day and tomorrow will be worse. EEEK

Sally Simpson

Send him to the off-licence...you need chocolate & wine...it's an emergency!

Good luck with DD's party tomorrow How many guests?

Fly Away

I am tempted to send him... Bet he'd buy the wrong thing though.

Only 8 at the party - at the bowling alley. Shouldn't be too bad should it???

Sally Simpson

No, should be great but you need to stock up on wine for after!

Fly Away

LOL. I don't know about the wine, I might need a drop of the hard stuff.....

JenniGee

Lol! Neither are you, but I'd do something about the blue hair if I were you

cascrew

He has a penis and earns money, what more could a woman ask for Good evening ladies it been a tough day so b*****ocks to the diet, although have decided vodka and diet coke i less sinful than wine

Fly Away

PMSL!!

Why has your day been so bad Cascrew?

JenniGee

Don't think mine's ever been good looking - at least not in your stereotypical Dirk Bogard-type way

Quite caring in an irritating & pedantic sort of way

Good provider, of lots of things I don't actually want

Expects his shirt for the day to be ironed freshly at 0645hrs promptly

Given up attempting to train Him, He trains me

Fly Away

Oh my, why do us girls do it? We let ourselves in for it don't we??? LOL.

I made a typo - I meant to say that OH irons his own shirts as he doesn't think the way I do them is up to standard. Took me years to master that. Try this tactic Jenni.

Do you niggle at each other 24/7 too??