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Old Jun 27th 2007 | 2:06 am
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Originally Posted by iPom
These are mainly rubbish. The NT writers were absolutely obsessed with finding any little link to OT 'prophesies' and the connections they draw are so weak, it's laughable.
It's the same as people who interpret Nostradamus's stuff and link any tenuous thing to some happening in the news or history.
His quatrains are so obscure that they can be interpreted to predict any occurrence you so choose.
Poor bloke was probably epileptic. Poor fella.
It reminds me of the Peter Cook sketch along the lines of "Aunt Dolly saying 'Beware, trouble is coming' and seven years later WW2 broke out."
 
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Ah, yes, that's sad. But I guess vicars and other religious leaders say these comforting things, because thinking that your dead child isn't with the lovely man with the smiley eyes, long hair and robes isn't so nice.
Quite literally, we are a soul. Once we die, the soul is gone and we know nothing.
I find that quite nice actually.

I think it's Paul (? - I really can't be bothered to look it up - perhaps northerner can?) who talks about the time he will be dead to the time Jesus comes to resurrect him will pass in the blink of an eye.

I like to think of death and resurrection as the same effect as anesthetic... one minute you're going under and the next minute, you're awake, yet it feels like no time has passed at all.

And this is a perfect reason not to worry about dying. Just going to sleep and ceasing to exist sounds pretty peachy to me. It's merely the method of delivery which is the most worrying.

As for the Alderhay thing, I really don't think Jesus is so mean that he'd ignore a child.
He says in Matthew 19, v14...

"Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them,
for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these."

but that means he wants them to die doesn't it?

or does it mean we should stay sweet and innocent (like a child) until we die and then we can go to heaven?

or does it just mean jesus the man saying "get out the way, the little kids can't see me"
 
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It reminds me of the Peter Cook sketch along the lines of "Aunt Dolly saying 'Beware, trouble is coming' and seven years later WW2 broke out."
LOL - Aunt Dolly was right.
 
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Hutch,

Do you not think it's man's greed and outright, undeniable evil which has led to things like this? To sit back and say 'well if there is a God, he should sort it out' is saying that 'as a human being I want no free will whatsoever, I wish to make no decisions of my own.'
Here's some more circular thoughts to chew on, since you seem to like them:

God made us --> We do evil --> God is evil

God made us --> We do evil --> God does not intervene --> God is playing golf

In other words - yes - if he made us then I do think he should sort it out. What are we? Some sort of ant farm? Does god pick up the glass case and peer at us all running about with our 'free will' screwing each other for a buck? Sounds to me like your god's got a pretty bloody twisted sense of humour ...
 
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Again I ask you...so there's no god.... what is your take? What is your reasoning behind such suffering? Why does man allow it? What is the purpose? When will it end?
 
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Hutch,

Do you not think it's man's greed and outright, undeniable evil which has led to things like this? To sit back and say 'well if there is a God, he should sort it out' is saying that 'as a human being I want no free will whatsoever, I wish I didn't have to make any decisions of my own.'
So is everything that happens God's will or not? Make your mind up time.
 
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Again I ask you...so there's no god.... what is your take? What is your reasoning behind such suffering? Why does man allow it? What is the purpose? When will it end?
Many times on this thread you have answered a question with a question.
 
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but that means he wants them to die doesn't it?
Are you asking or telling?

or does it mean we should stay sweet and innocent (like a child) until we die and then we can go to heaven?
What would you like it to mean?

or does it just mean jesus the man saying "get out the way, the little kids can't see me"
It might do...

See, it's all down to your interpretation.

I personally, having three children, think I get what Jesus meant on this score. I rate children far more highly than many adults I've met simply for their natural ability to be themselves, to see through the BS, to question what they're handed, to think beyond themselves in the most touching ways ...
But really, it can mean whatever you like it to mean.
But for parents in the Alderhay thing who were upset about their children being autopsied and organs taken without permission, it's all about comfort.
 
Old Jun 27th 2007 | 2:13 am
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Sounds to me like your god's got a pretty bloody twisted sense of humour ...
Oh well, as I'm sure you are aware, Hutch, God's a bit of a git.
He's not at all nice.
I really don't think he has a sense of humour at all.


And anyone who says he's nice and just and good really hasn't read their bible.
 
Old Jun 27th 2007 | 2:14 am
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Again I ask you...so there's no god.... what is your take? What is your reasoning behind such suffering? Why does man allow it? What is the purpose? When will it end?
When will what end? Your endless circular questions, or your cut and pasting off vague 'prophecies'?

"I've got a bob or two, some decent clothes, a car, I've got me health back and I ain't attached. But I ain't got me peace of mind - and if you ain't got that, you ain't got nothing. I dunno. It seems to me if they ain't got you one way they've got you another. So what's the answer? That's what I keep asking myself - what's it all about? Know what I mean?"
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These are mainly rubbish. The NT writers were absolutely obsessed with finding any little link to OT 'prophesies' and the connections they draw are so weak, it's laughable.
It's the same as people who interpret Nostradamus's stuff and link any tenuous thing to some happening in the news or history.
His quatrains are so obscure that they can be interpreted to predict any occurrence you so choose.
Poor bloke was probably epileptic. Poor fella.
I'm glad it wasn't just me. I tried to find something in them, but I just couldn't see it. The more I read the bible the more I just conclude that if God does exist he is hugely spitefull, vindictive with a huge ego to boot. for example, read Zechariah 12:7 The command to kill god's shepherd. This seems to be a reccuring theme in the book. God either, killing or commanding to kill, and going more than a little OTT to get people to believe in him and confess that he is indeed their god.

Or how about this one... The Lord will bring a terrible disease on all the nations that make war on Jerusalem. Their flesh will rot away while they are still alive; their eyes and their tongues will rot away.

So basically God is so powerfull he can do this to all the nations that war against Jerusalam yet not powerfull enough to stop it happening in the first place. He would rather we all suffer in a war and then just for some icing on the cake he too will then inflict his own suffering on people too. Or am I just supposed to read the bible and ignore all the bits where he's a bit of a nasty pasty.
 
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I'm glad it wasn't just me. I tried to find something in them, but I just couldn't see it. The more I read the bible the more I just conclude that if God does exist he is hugely spitefull, vindictive with a huge ego to boot. for example, read Zechariah 12:7 The command to kill god's shepherd. This seems to be a reccuring theme in the book. God either, killing or commanding to kill, and going more than a little OTT to get people to believe in him and confess that he is indeed their god.

Or how about this one... The Lord will bring a terrible disease on all the nations that make war on Jerusalem. Their flesh will rot away while they are still alive; their eyes and their tongues will rot away.

So basically God is so powerfull he can do this to all the nations that war against Jerusalam yet not powerfull enough to stop it happening in the first place. He would rather we all suffer in a war and then just for some icing on the cake he too will then inflict his own suffering on people too. Or am I just supposed to read the bible and ignore all the bits where he's a bit of a nasty pasty.
Well most of this happens in the OT, and yet most mainstream religion only uses the NT for purpose ...

Handy that, innit?

Can I just say, Arkon, I absolutely LOVE this thread. In fact, I don't think I've ever had so much fun on BE.
 
Old Jun 27th 2007 | 2:19 am
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Originally Posted by iPom
Are you asking or telling?



What would you like it to mean?



It might do...

See, it's all down to your interpretation.

I personally, having three children, think I get what Jesus meant on this score. I rate children far more highly than many adults I've met simply for their natural ability to be themselves, to see through the BS, to question what they're handed, to think beyond themselves in the most touching ways ...
But really, it can mean whatever you like it to mean.
But for parents in the Alderhay thing who were upset about their children being autopsied and organs taken without permission, it's all about comfort.
i agree with you....... kids are much better than adults, they naturally tell the truth, adults seem to spend all their time telling them lies and teaching them how to tell lies........

it's just the bible stuff... i was raised Cof E and spent lots of my childhood in magnificent old churches... i loved it but didn't take much in... as an adult i read lots of stuff, the bible doesn't do it for me really as a "rule book" some of it is common sense, some history (may be a bit distorted) but if it is the world of the "omnipotent" being then it really doesn't make any sense at all.

may be i just haven't "seen the light".. though i do pray every day....
 
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Originally Posted by Sally
Many times on this thread you have answered a question with a question.
Same as a politician, it's a great way of never having to be accountable and answer a question. Even helps to cover up a good lie.
 
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When will what end? Your endless circular questions, or your cut and pasting off vague 'prophecies'?

"I've got a bob or two, some decent clothes, a car, I've got me health back and I ain't attached. But I ain't got me peace of mind - and if you ain't got that, you ain't got nothing. I dunno. It seems to me if they ain't got you one way they've got you another. So what's the answer? That's what I keep asking myself - what's it all about? Know what I mean?"
Alfie.

Endless circular pasting . Arkon asked me (maybe unwisely so- as you can see I am no biblical scholar and never professed to have all the answers. If I did that would make me God )

Hutch, what I am saying is lets hear what you have to say about the reason for suffering etc. Or is it that you don't have any answers?
 


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