ROMFT_WO2RN

qualified medical staff on site as well, should help reduce the anti-bogan insurance

Pollyana

And if Barfly is in charge of recruiting the staff, we'd have male punters floccking in - and a lot of whinging wives phoning up to moan

ROMFT_WO2RN

where do i sign

I'll set up the IPCCTV in the staff changing rooms

Pollyana

Thought you;d be beating the door down before we even open, and I was right

rasen78

Don't believe a word of it - he's a real lightweight these days

(*did I mention I used to manage a pub? A real proper country pub too Give me a call if you's interested)

Pollyana

Oooh, we could do with a good manager Could keep an eye on these dodgy customers for us

rasen78

Got anyone in mind?

Pollyana

Welllllllllthere's one who wants CCTV installed.................and not in the bar either

ROMFT_WO2RN

I'll do bar as well,












for a staff discount

Lorna at Vicenza

I'll do topless bar ....... but only for a huge pay packet.

ROMFT_WO2RN

you'll have to audition first, have you got a webcam

Lorna at Vicenza

Cheeky beggar. I haven't been asked to audition for years.

ROMFT_WO2RN

i'm predicting lots of competition of the position

Lorna at Vicenza

There is no competition !

Pollyana

We'd be bankrupt



Well as the Barfly hasn't yet found out that I'm planning to run a pub with him, I shall entice him into the idea by telling him we have already hired the topless bar staff, and see what he says He'd get me to do the accounts anyway so I'll just be creative about the wages