ROMFT_WO2RN

open the topless sports bar and you can have all the respect you can handle

Bernieboy

Only if we can 'handle' the ladies

ROMFT_WO2RN

but of course, as executive management we'll have to test drive the new recruits

Pollyana

You'd be surprised what I can handle

I wouldn't dare try and stop you

rasen78

Of course, you haven't stipulated if it is a male or female topless bar.

That could be interesting to watch


Polly, if the staff were anything like the male firefighters calendar I saw somewhere, I'll fight you for them

Pollyana

And I get to work with them they just wander round our place at night, looking lost.... ......

rasen78

And I just bet you tell them to 'come home to mama'

ROMFT_WO2RN

she said lost not desperate

Pollyana

I have a large bag of jelly babies in my locker and invite them to sit on my knee and eat a few.......

Bernie's told you too much about me obviously

Pollyana

Overheard in Coles today:

Middle-aged dragon (brandishing what looked like a Christmas Cake): Young man, my friend was here last week for the "Coles Extra Special Shoppers Night" and she bought a Christmas Cake. I need to make sure I get EXACTLY the same one
Weedy Teenage Shop Boy (looking scared): I can't possibly tell you what your friend bought, Madam
Woman: I don't care about that privacy stuff, she won't mind, you have to tell me what cake she bought so I can get the same
Boy: But I don't know what she bought, its nothing to do with privacy
Woman : Then go to your office and look it up. She was here last week for the "Coles Extra Special Shoppers Night and was wearing a hat. It'll be on the computer somewhere, go and find it while I wait here..........

Unfortunately at that point I was laughing so much I had to move my trolley away quick, but it was priceless, as I staggered round the corner the poor boy just standing there with his mouth open, while this dragon assured him that the computer would reveal exactly what cake her friend had bought

I dread to think what strange practices go on during a "Coles Extra Special Shoppers Night"- doubt I shall ever be invited to one, thank goodness!

ROMFT_WO2RN

Getting ready for some beer tonight

Arse vs Manure 2000 and hopefully a better result than the last gazillion times we've played them

standard fottie night - gym, burger, beer

COME ON THE GUNNERS

Pollyana

Oh gawd, what a dilemma, Aresnal vs the Scum, I honestly wouldn't know who to cheer for

expatasia

Put a bet on one or t'other and you'll know who to cheer for, then watch the draw storm home!

I'm in a pay pred league, went for 2-1 bog standard home win.

ROMFT_WO2RN

have gone 2-1 away

more hopeful than expectant, certainly don't see us keeping a clean sheet

Pollyana

Could never cheer for the Scum, and it would stick in my throat I reckon if I tried to cheer for the other lot