johnnyx0

Unfortunately the MOD budget will only stretch to two new rubber ducks for the Admirals bath-tub....

Bernieboy

The kids will have a great time playing on them and the japs will be happy snapping away.

Amazulu

A frigate in the carribean, pacific and Indian ocean is not a blue water capablilty. They are token forces. If you think that the UK could mount expeditionary naval operations far from home, as in 1982 then you are deluded.

You can thank Blair/Brown for gutting a once proud navy.

king kong

what ever itll be itll be better than what aussie has , its only tug boat is tied up with a load of illegals .

Amazulu

True, we have 6 subs but only one of them works!

king kong

Isnt the queen head of the commonwealth ? ,oh dear all that money for a president to still be ruled and lordid over by the queen .

Bernieboy

She'll be worm food soon enough.

king kong

lol , well the engines dont .The only fully operational subs fitted with under water oars .

johnnyx0

Ruled and lorder over? Zimbabwe's officially still in the Commonwealth, and how much say does Queenie have over Bob?

Commonwealth just gets you entry into some athletics competitions, and the odd jollie for the politicians...

Bernieboy

The Irish navy are on standby as support

king kong

yea but then we got charlie , he will have a good chat to the daintree and sort these colonials out .

johnnyx0

Will be a shame, she's a nice old dear. I'll miss Prince Phillip most, he's always good for a laugh...

Bernieboy

One queen replace by another,oh dear.

king kong

Mugabe for president of Australia i reckon , may give it back to it real owners .Good onya bob

Lord_Farquar

Unfortunately, its canoe has capsized in moderate seas.