The 2010 Joke thread (Definitely not child friendly, you've been warned)
Jun 16th 2010, 7:39 am
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Re: The 2010 Joke thread
Karen Gillian says that you will need tissues for the final episode of Doctor Who.
at last Dalek porn!
at last Dalek porn!
Jun 16th 2010, 6:21 pm
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Jun 16th 2010, 6:24 pm
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Jun 16th 2010, 6:45 pm
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Re: The 2010 Joke thread
Too soon??????
Cowards Way Out
What made him do it???
Did he plan it???
Was he a mad man???
Did he plan to cause so much heartache for so many innocent families???
Leaving behind 12 stiffs before taking the cowards way out???
Only Rafa Benitez can answer that....
Taxi Driver
1976 - Robert de Niro - Taxi Driver
3 Oscars & 2 Emmy's
2010 - Derrick Bird - Taxi Driver
1 Oscar, 3 Tony's, 2 Emmy's, 1 Gary, 2 Janes a Mark and 2 Billy's.
Football News
Emile Heskey has been dropped from the World Cup squad and replaced by a Cumbrian who has had more shots on target in one day than Heskey has had all season.
Cowards Way Out
What made him do it???
Did he plan it???
Was he a mad man???
Did he plan to cause so much heartache for so many innocent families???
Leaving behind 12 stiffs before taking the cowards way out???
Only Rafa Benitez can answer that....
Taxi Driver
1976 - Robert de Niro - Taxi Driver
3 Oscars & 2 Emmy's
2010 - Derrick Bird - Taxi Driver
1 Oscar, 3 Tony's, 2 Emmy's, 1 Gary, 2 Janes a Mark and 2 Billy's.
Football News
Emile Heskey has been dropped from the World Cup squad and replaced by a Cumbrian who has had more shots on target in one day than Heskey has had all season.
Jun 17th 2010, 6:18 am
#201
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Re: The 2010 Joke thread
What did the locals call Postman Pat after he retired?
Pat.
Pat.
Jun 17th 2010, 4:02 pm
#202
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Re: The 2010 Joke thread
The Socceroos visited an orphanage in South Africa yesterday morning. "It's so good to put a smile on the faces of people constantly struggling and facing the impossible " said Jamal Umboto, aged 6.
Jun 17th 2010, 4:10 pm
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Re: The 2010 Joke thread
A dog walks into a printers' and asks about having some flyers made up.
"sure." says the manager "what would you like on them?"
"well, I'd like them to read 'woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof, woof, woof', please."
"no problem" says the manager, writing it down. "but we could quite easily squeeze another woof in there, if you like."
"don't talk stupid" says the dog. "it wouldn't make any sense then."
"sure." says the manager "what would you like on them?"
"well, I'd like them to read 'woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof, woof, woof', please."
"no problem" says the manager, writing it down. "but we could quite easily squeeze another woof in there, if you like."
"don't talk stupid" says the dog. "it wouldn't make any sense then."
Jun 17th 2010, 4:20 pm
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Jun 17th 2010, 8:54 pm
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Re: The 2010 Joke thread
What do you call a man with a 12" mushroom in place of a penis?
A fungi to be with
A fungi to be with
Jun 18th 2010, 10:09 am
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Re: The 2010 Joke thread
The UN did a phone survey:
The Survey asks “Would you, please, give your honest opinion about the food shortage in the rest of the world?” However, our source reckons that the survey was a huge failure because -
The Survey asks “Would you, please, give your honest opinion about the food shortage in the rest of the world?” However, our source reckons that the survey was a huge failure because -
- In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant.
- In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant./
- In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant.
- In China they didn’t know what ”opinion” meant.‘
- In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant.
- In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant.
- In the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant.
- In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
Jun 18th 2010, 7:56 pm
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Re: The 2010 Joke thread
And another: 
Jun 19th 2010, 5:28 am
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Re: The 2010 Joke thread
I do this now!
