There are very few non Australians here so I think I am flogging a dead horse, I have got better things to do and will not be returning. There seems to be a lot of Melbourne aussie rules supporters and very little else.

If anyone genuine English people want to contact me please check out our website:

I don't think that's the only thing you are flogging ........

Oh shame, I was enjoying our banter, still if you must go.....

BYE

See you around,
Polly
(who isn't in Melbourne, knows nothing of Aussie rules, and is a non-Aussie )

I am confused. Do you mean here in Australia?
Why so surprised?" What were you expecting?

If you mean on this site, I can only think of a handful of Aussies - the rest are mostly from the UK.

Cheers,
PomBoy

I could have written that post.

Does that mean I can't join because I'm Scottish. Pity.

Oh, praise from the master I'll try and send you up a couple of zebras in return, little treat for the weekend

Now you are teasing.
I just can't get me paws on any up here.

Too busy hangin round with pigs last time I looked,

JTL

Ahemmm, are you calling us pigs?

Shouldn't have been so greedy when you first arrived! Can't you order them in specially?
I notice the price has gone up in Brissie since your visit, you must have depleted the stocks

So which arse is yours?

JTL

I'm guessing second from the right, but hmmmm, doesn't have quite the right girth,

I think it's that Steve Irwins fault.
Playing games with the supply chain to hike the price up.

My arse was too big, wouldnt fit in the picture

you cuold always eat geek or smudger mind you don't get indigestion though.
they are hanging around like a bad smell