Scratch your balls in public
Given the alarming increase in estrogen based threads about washing machines, cookers, recipes and the eventual appearance of threads about scouring powders and yeast infections which are bound to appear soon.
I thought a thread was required where us guys can let that "new man" facade down and scratch our balls in public. We can talk about powertools, sportscars, motor racing, big breasted women, contractors tools, building plans, small breasted women, how to get from A to B without looking at a map or looking like an arse, jock itch and any other male orientated subject we can think of. Any mention of domestic subjects with automatically render the poster a "nancy boy" and subject to merciless ridicule for being a "girlie boy". "Girlie boy being a bigger insult to a man than "Geezer bird" ids to a butch woman. |
Re: Scratch your balls in public
So when do you plan on buying that XK120 then?
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I don't scratch them but I have been known to have the odd game of pocket pool.
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by lionheart
I don't scratch them but I have been known to have the odd game of pocket pool.
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
So when do you plan on buying that XK120 then?
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by lionheart
I don't scratch them but I have been known to have the odd game of pocket pool.
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
Well this thread worked well then :D
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Well this thread worked well then :D
What can I say, seems guys would rather talk about how to cook a turkey and ****** bean casserole than manly stuff like powertools, breasts and porn.FFS Bloody poofs!!! ;) |
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Originally Posted by rushman
What can I say, seems guys would rather talk about how to cook a turkey and ****** bean casserole than manly stuff like powertools, breasts and porn.FFS
Bloody poofs!!! ;) I wouldnt mind but I'm dying for a decent bread pudding!!! i'd even contemplate making it myself WITH A F**K OFF GREAT BIG POWER TOOL IN MY WORKSHOP COVERED IN PORN PICTURES..............just contemplated it and thought "f**k that"!! |
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Originally Posted by rushman
I wouldnt mind but I'm dying for a decent bread pudding!!! i'd even contemplate making it myself..............just contemplated it and thought "f**k that"!!
Bring on the merciless ridicule, Nancy Boy :p |
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Quick.... tell her you're going to mix the bread pudding with a power tool.
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I'm going to mix the bread pudding with a power tool!!!
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(Pssst gruff!! D'ya think I got away with that?)
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by rushman
(Pssst gruff!! D'ya think I got away with that?)
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Originally Posted by gruffbrown
(Still time to edit)
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Pffft you're both a pair of shandy drinking girls' party blouses and no mistake.
Nancy boys. |
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Originally Posted by rushman
(Thanks mate....think I managed to do that discreetly enough not to be noticed)
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Originally Posted by Wintersong
Pffft you're both a pair of shandy drinking girls' party blouses and no mistake.
Nancy boys. |
Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by Wintersong
Pffft you're both a pair of tough brawny muscular outdoorsy type of real men and no mistake.
Nice boys. Oh ta very much!! |
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Originally Posted by rushman
(Thanks mate....think I managed to do that discreetly enough not to be noticed)
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
I'll chase you on my V8 Lawnmower in a minute
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It's all done in the best possible taste, I'm sure ;)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/im...yeverett_2.jpg |
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Originally Posted by Wintersong
It's all done in the best possible taste, I'm sure ;)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/im...yeverett_2.jpg Cupid Stunt!!!!! |
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Originally Posted by Wintersong
It's all done in the best possible taste, I'm sure ;)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/im...yeverett_2.jpg |
Re: Scratch your balls in public
I thought this was a guys tell it all thread? Why aren't you discussing knob cheese and sweaty bollocks?... :D
Or was 'bread pudding' a code word us girls don't understand?.. :confused: |
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Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Did you take that tonight, on the way out to dinner?
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Originally Posted by Wintersong
Yeah... sorry, I forgot to shave this morning.
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by deba34
I thought this was a guys tell it all thread? Why aren't you discussing knob cheese and sweaty bollocks?... :D
Or was 'bread pudding' a code word us girls don't understand?.. :confused: |
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Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Tsssk :rolleyes: Wet shave or electric?
Which way are you hanging today? |
Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Hello Debs :)
Hi Andy.. :) So, are your bollocks at the correct temperature this morning?.. :D |
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Originally Posted by Wintersong
Which way are you hanging today? LMAO...I always find that funny, which way they settle the little fella.... :D |
Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by deba34
Hi Andy.. :)
So, are your bollocks at the correct temperature this morning?.. :D |
Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by Wintersong
Which way are you hanging today? |
Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by deba34
I thought this was a guys tell it all thread? Why aren't you discussing knob cheese and sweaty bollocks?... :D
Because unlike you women we don't find a need to discuss our genitalia to all and sundry..............................unless of course we're all Stella'd up!! |
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Originally Posted by gruffbrown
I'm way past the age where keeping the contents at the right temperature matters :D
Ooh, I don't know, fellas in their 70's are still virile and active..just look at Michael Douglas, I am sure Cazza is there every morning checking the heat out on his saggy plums.... :D Amazes me how she can ride that old dinosaur when she could jump the bones of Antonio Banderas... :rolleyes: |
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Originally Posted by rushman
Because unluck you women we don't find a need to discuss our genitalia to all and sundry..............................unless of course we're all Stella'd up!!
If there was a mammary station in every public lav, us girls'd be in there :D |
Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by rushman
Because unlike you women we don't find a need to discuss our genitalia to all and sundry..............................unless of course we're all Stella'd up!!
Well, you fellas don't have much to discuss, apart from how big ones sausage is!... :D |
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Originally Posted by deba34
Well, you fellas don't have much to discuss, apart from how big ones sausage is!... :D
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Originally Posted by Wintersong
That is such a lie! Don't tell me you don't check out the other guys in the urinal. :mad:
If there was a mammary station in every public lav, us girls'd be in there :D LMAO...maybe jubblies but I wouldn't fancy checking out other fadges... :eek: |
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