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I saw one of these on Tv the other day and WANT one.. They're STUPID bloody fast and stick to the road like shit to a blanket!!!

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Love that car...picture of Clarkson test driving it :D

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:scared:

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Found you a bouncer... :D

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I just clicked on the picture to enlarge it, my son is sitting on my knee. He pointed at it and exclaimed 'Daddy!' :mad:

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Well don't let him see the new bouncer.... :eek:

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Time for that plastic surgery Tom? :D

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Well I'm off early tonight, Busy and have a lot to do...(She's a big girl)

Nite all

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cya :)

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Here's something for the guy whom has everything....

http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.a...cid=20&scid=61

http://www.boysstuff.co.uk

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Madam, I do not need to purchase a ball scratcher...thank you very much!!!!

I have one aleady, it doubles up as a letter opener















and it's making my breakfast as we speak!!

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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:



.. I do physical labor.

.. I work at great depths.

.. I plunge head first into everything I do.

.. I work in a damp environment.

.. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

.. I work in high temperatures.

.. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

************************************************** **********

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

.. You do not work 8 hours straight.

.. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

.. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

.. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

.. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

.. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

.. You will retire well before you are 65.

.. You are unable to work double shifts.

.. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

The Management

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Typical!! There's all us guys wanting to have a sensible converstion on consumerism and the auto mobile industry and women have to degrade this thread with penus jokes.


And they call us immature!!

tut tut tut

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You're lucky...my nipper said "mummy"!!!

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Right Rushman. You now owe me one keyboard and monitor as mine is covered in tea. :D

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Fear not, as recompense I just recieved a rather hefty clip round the ear!!!!

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Shouldn't she be in the kitchen? ;)

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She was on her way from the kitchen to the laundry room and happened to glance at the screen at a very unfortunate (for me) moment.

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Are you sitting on the spin dryer again? :rolleyes:

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DDddoooOonnNnnttT KknnnOooccCckkk Iiitt ttTtiilllll yyyoooOuuU'Vvvee tttTrrrIieeEdd iiitTT mmatttTee!

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:D :D :D

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So it's 7.30 on a Friday night we haven't eaten yet and my wife wants me to start remodelling the bathroom this weekend, it's not like I don't do enough of that for a living. So my stepson has just asked me for a club hammer, a bolster chisel and a screwdriver and they've disappeared upstairs. The banging should start any minute now.......... is this a hint? :)

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hahaha, my boss actually bought this as a Christmas present for one of our staff members!!! It's extendable for droopy balls too!

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If they're anything like my wife they'll make a pigs ear of it on purpose knowing you won't be able to live with the results and will soon be up there sorting out the mess.

Kinda double/triple cross to con you into doing it!!!

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Just found this, and I can't think of a more appropriate thread :)

http://dl2.dumpalink.com/pics/iRMhjUCB.jpg

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Everything's out and it's gutted. Poxy 70's tiling, 1 inch bed of reinforced mortar on the floor. About 40 bags of crap for the Garbage men on Monday plus the units and a 200 lb bath, if I'm around when they turn up, I'm hiding :D

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Hate to tell or even admit this but the fat chick is a Brit and the skinny one is French. The French used it 2 years ago , to promote Paris!!

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So....you got bushwacked into doing it then...told you....crafty as a cart load of monkeys those women!!

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10 minutes after they started, I got the "can you just" speech :rolleyes:

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god save us from "Can you justs", "Is this how you do its" and the immortal "Is that supposed to happen"!!!

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A Gentlemen's thread needs a Gents...

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Guys, if you're interested in UK gangsters and the underworld of the East end
and Essex. take a look at this

www.bernardomahoney.com

BE ADVISED!!!

The police crime scene and autopsy are not for the faint hearted.


Fascinating site and has a bloody FORUM!!!!! Can you believe your friendly neighbourhood gangster was a Q & A session apparently!!!!

I've been hooked on it for a few hours now.

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LMAO, coming to a bank near you soon!

http://www.bernardomahoney.com/photo.../photos/24.jpg

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You are damned fast I'll give you that!!

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Frankie Fraser has his own site as well, he loves Dave Courtney....not :D

http://www.madfrankiefraser.co.uk/

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I know, I know us bloody women, but I do find this all very interesting, dont say it, I already know I'm a nosy cow ;)

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Ventured into Sears yesterday and noticed they had both Metric and SAE "Gearwrench" wrenches (spanners) on sale.

Usually they're around the $65 to $70 mark for each set of 8. I got both sets (8 metric 8 SAE) for $80 +tax. A saving in the region of $50 for the best ratchet wrenches available.

These things are great and come with a lifetime guarantee, much better than the Craftsman versions.

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Ta, I've been looking for a decent set of Ratchet wrenches! All the KMarts round our way have turned into Sears, I shall explore further.

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Yes please. Now where did I leave that 1/2 million in loose change? :rolleyes:


http://www.forbesautos.com/reviews/2...el-update.html

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Is that a Saleen?