Scratch your balls in public
Oct 26th 2005, 9:49 pm
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Scratch your balls in public
Given the alarming increase in estrogen based threads about washing machines, cookers, recipes and the eventual appearance of threads about scouring powders and yeast infections which are bound to appear soon.
I thought a thread was required where us guys can let that "new man" facade down and scratch our balls in public.
We can talk about powertools, sportscars, motor racing, big breasted women, contractors tools, building plans, small breasted women, how to get from A to B without looking at a map or looking like an arse, jock itch and any other male orientated subject we can think of.
Any mention of domestic subjects with automatically render the poster a "nancy boy" and subject to merciless ridicule for being a "girlie boy". "Girlie boy being a bigger insult to a man than "Geezer bird" ids to a butch woman.
I thought a thread was required where us guys can let that "new man" facade down and scratch our balls in public.
We can talk about powertools, sportscars, motor racing, big breasted women, contractors tools, building plans, small breasted women, how to get from A to B without looking at a map or looking like an arse, jock itch and any other male orientated subject we can think of.
Any mention of domestic subjects with automatically render the poster a "nancy boy" and subject to merciless ridicule for being a "girlie boy". "Girlie boy being a bigger insult to a man than "Geezer bird" ids to a butch woman.
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Oct 26th 2005, 9:56 pm
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
So when do you plan on buying that XK120 then?
Oct 26th 2005, 9:57 pm
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
I don't scratch them but I have been known to have the odd game of pocket pool.
Oct 26th 2005, 9:58 pm
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by lionheart
I don't scratch them but I have been known to have the odd game of pocket pool.
Oct 26th 2005, 11:38 pm
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Oct 26th 2005, 11:47 pm
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
So when do you plan on buying that XK120 then?
Oct 26th 2005, 11:49 pm
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Originally Posted by lionheart
I don't scratch them but I have been known to have the odd game of pocket pool.
Oct 27th 2005, 2:28 am
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
Well this thread worked well then
Oct 27th 2005, 2:31 am
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Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Well this thread worked well then
What can I say, seems guys would rather talk about how to cook a turkey and ****** bean casserole than manly stuff like powertools, breasts and porn.FFS
Bloody poofs!!!
Oct 27th 2005, 2:33 am
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by rushman
What can I say, seems guys would rather talk about how to cook a turkey and ****** bean casserole than manly stuff like powertools, breasts and porn.FFS
Bloody poofs!!!
Bloody poofs!!!
I wouldnt mind but I'm dying for a decent bread pudding!!! i'd even contemplate making it myself WITH A F**K OFF GREAT BIG POWER TOOL IN MY WORKSHOP COVERED IN PORN PICTURES..............just contemplated it and thought "f**k that"!!
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Oct 27th 2005, 2:37 am
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by rushman
I wouldnt mind but I'm dying for a decent bread pudding!!! i'd even contemplate making it myself..............just contemplated it and thought "f**k that"!!
Bring on the merciless ridicule, Nancy Boy
Oct 27th 2005, 2:38 am
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
Quick.... tell her you're going to mix the bread pudding with a power tool.
Oct 27th 2005, 2:41 am
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I'm going to mix the bread pudding with a power tool!!!
Oct 27th 2005, 2:41 am
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(Pssst gruff!! D'ya think I got away with that?)
Oct 27th 2005, 2:42 am
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Originally Posted by rushman
(Pssst gruff!! D'ya think I got away with that?)