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gruffbrown Oct 27th 2005 3:15 am

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by Wintersong
And of course they don't have much of a brain to discuss it with either ;)

HELP NEEDED IN THE MENS ROOM...HELP NEEDED....

http://www.manifold.net/support/megaphone.JPG

Deb Oct 27th 2005 3:15 am

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by Wintersong
And of course they don't have much of a brain to discuss it with either ;)




I thought that is where they brains are, hanging beneath the said sausage... :D

Wintersong Oct 27th 2005 3:16 am

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by deba34
I thought that is where they brains are, hanging beneath the said sausage... :D

Apparently it's a time share thing they have going on ;)

Rushman Oct 27th 2005 3:18 am

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 
Ladies!! Feel free to open your very own thread (a man will show you how) and entitle it as you see fit.


A few suggestions for the ladies only thread:

C'mon dance 'round me 'andbag
200 yard queue, the pee's running down me leg just cos' some silly cow is putting on her lippy

Have fun in there, attend to your children and don't worry your pretty little heads about the confusing and important things the menfolk are talking about!! ;)

Rushman Oct 27th 2005 3:19 am

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by Wintersong
That is such a lie! Don't tell me you don't check out the other guys in the urinal. :mad:

If there was a mammary station in every public lav, us girls'd be in there :D

I neither look nor discuss madam!!

Deb Oct 27th 2005 3:22 am

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by rushman
Ladies!! Feel free to open your very own thread (a man will show you how) and entitle it as you see fit.


A few suggestions for the ladies only thread:

C'mon dance 'round me 'andbag
200 yard queue, the pee's running down me leg just cos' some silly cow is putting on her lippy

Have fun in there, attend to your children and don't worry your pretty little heads about the confusing and important things the menfolk are talking about!! ;)






Don't get your knickers in a twist.. ;)

Rushman Oct 27th 2005 3:25 am

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by deba34
Don't get your knickers in a twist.. ;)


I can't I'm going commando!!!

Deb Oct 27th 2005 3:26 am

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by rushman
I can't I'm going commando!!!






Oooh err.. :D

gruffbrown Oct 27th 2005 3:28 am

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by rushman
I can't I'm going commando!!!

I have been for years, would that account for the sag?

gruffbrown Oct 27th 2005 3:30 am

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 
Anyway I'm offski, got to be up early :o

Night all :)

Deb Oct 27th 2005 3:32 am

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Anyway I'm offski, got to be up early :o

Night all :)






Night Andy.. :)

Rushman Oct 27th 2005 3:33 am

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 
Nite Andy, Nite deb

Chorlton Oct 27th 2005 2:04 pm

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by rushman
Nite Andy, Nite deb


Nite, elizabeth, nite john boy :D

agostinism Oct 27th 2005 3:21 pm

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by Chorlton
Nite, elizabeth, nite john boy :D

While washing the dishes the other night at my wife's orders I took my apron off and...ooops..I mean....while I was smoking my cigar and yelling out at my wife to hand me in a can of beer (ther much better, right?)......

Rushman Oct 27th 2005 6:21 pm

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by agostinism
While washing the dishes the other night at my wife's orders I took my apron off and...ooops..I mean....while I was smoking my cigar and yelling out at my wife to hand me in a can of beer (ther much better, right?)......

Much better but still have the impression that you're pussy whipped!!

Pimpbot Oct 27th 2005 7:30 pm

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 
My wife say's I'm a serial ball scratcher. Just my own before any of you wise guys care to comment. :)

Rushman Oct 27th 2005 7:39 pm

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by Pimpbot
My wife say's I'm a serial ball scratcher. Just my own before any of you wise guys care to comment. :)

Does our reputation preceed us?

Pigtails Oct 27th 2005 8:15 pm

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 
So what are you all knitting right now?

gruffbrown Oct 27th 2005 8:23 pm

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by Pigtails
So what are you all knitting right now?

Female Republican voodoo dolls

Rushman Oct 27th 2005 8:25 pm

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 
and I'm turning the metal on a huge manly lathe to use to spike his dolls.

Pigtails Oct 27th 2005 8:32 pm

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Female Republican voodoo dolls

Should I send you a picture?

gruffbrown Oct 27th 2005 8:34 pm

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by Pigtails
Should I send you a picture?

Yes please, we need a cover for the dart board :D

Rushman Oct 27th 2005 8:34 pm

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by Pigtails
Should I send you a picture?


No a snap on catalog

Pigtails Oct 27th 2005 8:36 pm

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Yes please, we need a cover for the dart board :D

I'll send you one of me bum! :D

Pigtails Oct 27th 2005 8:36 pm

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by rushman
No a snap on catalog

What the heck is that?

gruffbrown Oct 27th 2005 8:38 pm

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by Pigtails
What the heck is that?

Tsssk :rolleyes:

Rushman Oct 27th 2005 8:42 pm

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by Pigtails
What the heck is that?

FFS sake. You gotta be kidding!!

Only the best flippin handtools available (IMO), thats all

Get into that bloody steak pudding and dumplins thread woman!!!

britvic Oct 27th 2005 8:50 pm

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by rushman
FFS sake. You gotta be kidding!!

Only the best flippin handtools available (IMO), thats all

Get into that bloody steak pudding and dumplins thread woman!!!

NO this is much more interesting :)

snowbunny Oct 27th 2005 8:51 pm

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 
I need to borrow some to scratch. Any volunteers?

Rushman Oct 27th 2005 9:06 pm

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 
What is it with you nosey women, coming in here and interfering!! Go back to your kitchens!!!

britvic Oct 27th 2005 9:13 pm

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by rushman
What is it with you nosey women, coming in here and interfering!! Go back to your kitchens!!!

I'v done my kitchen stuff for the day, now I want to read more about you men and your bits please :)

gruffbrown Oct 27th 2005 9:20 pm

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 
Can we have a bouncer on the door? :D

elfman Oct 27th 2005 9:50 pm

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by britvic
I'v done my kitchen stuff for the day,

then there must be something else you could be doing....
what about the ironing?

britvic Oct 27th 2005 11:11 pm

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by elfman
then there must be something else you could be doing....
what about the ironing?

Do his uniforms later when hubbys been tucked up in bed :)

britvic Oct 27th 2005 11:30 pm

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 
Oh well Wifey thing's to do now, hope to have a good read in the morning ;)

gruffbrown Oct 27th 2005 11:36 pm

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OK this is sex on wheels :)

Rushman Oct 28th 2005 1:16 am

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Can we have a bouncer on the door? :D

Yeah, something like woodseys avatar!!

Rushman Oct 28th 2005 1:18 am

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
OK this is sex on wheels :)

yeah, love the GT40 , if .....WHEN I win the lottery i'll have one in "Gulf" racing colours!!!

dbj1000 Oct 28th 2005 1:30 am

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
OK this is sex on wheels :)

But there's no getting round it being a Frod.

Now this, on the other hand, is my kind of car:

http://bilder.rtl.de/galerie/auto/ar...iel_atom_2.jpg

The Ariel Atom and it's street legal in the US.

I figure I'd have a life expectancy of around 12 minutes in Dallas traffic :D

Leslie Oct 28th 2005 1:32 am

Re: Scratch your balls in public
 

Originally Posted by Pigtails
I'll send you one of me bum! :D

I hope you have a wide lens camera. :eek:


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