Matchmaking Services in the US- Your Thoughts?
#61
Originally Posted by NC Penguin
And if you get a male British football fan talking about his beloved team, you'll have a burning ear within a matter of minutes (probably).
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NC Penguin
#62
Originally Posted by NC Penguin
If you hang around Brits long enough, you'll discover that the English, Welsh, Scottish and Irish don't get on with each other plus there's a North-South divide within England!
it's banter at the end of the day.
#63
Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
Did someone say Stockport?
This is why I always check the BBC tables often, and especially after weekends.

Standard banter between Englishman and Scotsman:
Englishman: "We call the Scotsmen jocks."
Me: "Don't the Scotsmen call YOU sassenach or some such?"
Scotsman: "No, we just call them wankers."
The north-south divide is fun too. There were several Killing Joke gigs ooooop north and the southern contingent were tenderfootedly asking for directions. One northerner paused, then said: "well, you start out on the M1 under the sign that says 'The North.' You drive until all you see are farms and the motorway turns into a gravelly path. You then take a left at t'pit, a right at t'mill, and you're there. If you get lost, ask someone wearing a flat cap and sensible boots. T'others walking along the side of the road are lost Southerners like yerselves."
(And here I was thinking, do they not sell maps in London, cos I've bought some at my local bookstores!!!! Ordinance, Michelin, you name it!)
#64
Originally Posted by snowbunny
I have friends in Stockport (Bramall).
#65
Originally Posted by Manc
ooh very posh.
#66
Originally Posted by snowbunny
I think Rusholme was a bit too dear.
the curryhouses?
#67
The curryhouses, which I have eaten at, and the real estate. I can't repeat what my Stockport-born ex-fiance says of Stockport. It involves references to bodily orifices.
By the by Bramall was quite nice compared to say Strangeways.
By the by Bramall was quite nice compared to say Strangeways.
#68
Originally Posted by snowbunny
The curryhouses, which I have eaten at, and the real estate. I can't repeat what my Stockport-born ex-fiance says of Stockport. It involves references to bodily orifices.
By the by Bramall was quite nice compared to say Strangeways.
By the by Bramall was quite nice compared to say Strangeways.
#69
Originally Posted by Manc
lived in Strangeways for awhile. Not through choice.
#70
Originally Posted by candy wy.
they released you?

NC Penguin
#71
Originally Posted by NC Penguin
I'm sure he escaped. Why do you think he's living in the US now? Trying to hide...
great it was.
#72
Originally Posted by Manc
Anyone remember the riot in Strangeways?
great it was.
great it was.

you are full of suprises
#73
Originally Posted by candy wy.
you where the ringleader of that
you are full of suprises

you are full of suprises

#74
Originally Posted by NC Penguin
I'm sure he escaped. Why do you think he's living in the US now? Trying to hide...
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NC Penguin
#75
Originally Posted by Manc
I was only up on the roof sunbathing, and the next minute the bastards were firing water canons and stuff at me.
That's why the water cannons were fired at him. Anything to get him clothed again and off the roof.NC Penguin






