Actually, no, but I did get abducted by Aliens and flown to the planet xerog where I was forced to have sex with an Alien lady. I was then flown back to a roof top in Kirkaldy when I met a guy on the roof who didn't know how he got there.

I just called the police and he was arrested.

And I bet she gave you the clap as a gift ...

Clap, I got a round of applause. It was such an experience I'm thinking of setting up a new religion call "Non-sensesoligism", and my name is L Ron Cupboard

Depends, like I said if I saw the ticket with the fare base, I could look up fare rules and see what it says. LXR7N might not mean anything to anyone else here, but to me, (I'm taking my sunglasses off as i say this and squinting) it's as plain as the nose on my CSI Miami face, what can or can not be done.

I'll bet it reads LD0FBLLX

Interesting, I guess we need to await even more documents from the original poster.All we need from him are scans of:

1. Visa details
2. Flight details
3. Hospital details
4. Fare rules on his ticket

He's taking a long time providing the documents though

He can't get a flight home and you are assuming he has a scanner that he can use?

And would you post this information on the internet if you did? What purpose would it serve?

He's got access to a computer, transport, so I assume he has access to other resources as well, and he offered up the information (he can blank out the infor he doesn't want to share with the wider audience).

He says he can't change his ticket, but some folks can help with what he can do with the full fare ticket he claims to have.

He can xerox the ticket at a grocery or a drug store whatever and fax it to me.

http://forms.cbp.gov/pdf/CBP_Form_I775.pdf

"2: The carrier will unconditionally honor and transport from the United States any alien presenting a ticket as set forth in subparagraph (d) of paragraph of this Agreement and 8 CFR 231."

Looks like he's all set to go.

He's going to be so happy that tears will be running down his cheeks and he will be saying "You are God Like Fatbrit"

Just so you know, I was alerted to the fact that the OP had posted his hospital release form in the PhotoGallery, however all his personal info was visible (eg full name, address, telephone number etc) so I felt it was best to remove it.

So did the OP ever return?

I believe a scan of his Passport is still up on the photo site (has his full name and entry details)