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Does this mean you're actually going to get dressed today?

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You still there? I've got a couple of classics

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I'm Here. I was just sidetracked.

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Gimme a few minutes. I've dug out one of me pissed not long after getting glassed in a pub here and another of a 1970's wedding with me in super flares

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I'd better sit down for this.

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Next week, I'll dig out the one of me in a kilt and braces and an oversized Tam O' Shanter :D

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I'll need a stiff drink for that. :eek:

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Mine are up there, good for a few laughs

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Don't limit me!

You look so much better in ripped shirts and safety pins.

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Whatever happened to 70's fashion? :D

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I hasten to add that the bald guy that looks like Mr Magoo and his wife with the ginger wig are no blood relation. Not that it makes it much better

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But one should be thankful for small mercies.

Do you still wear your trousers under your armpits? Is that a Brummie thing? In London we wore our trousers so low they were held on by pure will power.

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They passed a law.

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Phew :)

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I was only about 11 or so :o

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So how old were you when you went punk?

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about 14?

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It's your turn to dig through the old albums Gruff :D

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No more 'eroes.

That punk pic of you with the other two boys is really good by the way. As a picture I mean, apart from its amusement value here.

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Thanks, it was taken by a professional who used to take photos of punk bands, he stopped us in the street. His name was Colin ?? That's all I remember it's so long ago, I was probably 15 - 16 in that photo?
Do you have any? Come on don't be shy

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I've got a few - not as embarrassing as yours of course - but I haven't got a scanner here. Most of my pics. are in my sister's house in Winchester. I'd have to take them to work and scan them there. I

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OK I'll dig out some oldies later :D

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I just bought that scanner, it's also a printer and copier, only $150, well worth every penny to make a complete fool of myself on the internet.

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I'm in complete agreement. :D

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Maybe the circus will be looking for new talent on-line, see the photos and offer me a job?

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Well the Cirque du Soleil might be interesting.

Still, now that I see those pics - are you sure you're dressing correctly for those interviews?

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I thought it would be a good idea to stand out from the competition in their boring suits.

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Well I'm sure you've left a lasting impression.........

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not to mention a rather unpleasant smell

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Well if those flares are 30 years old they're probably due for a wash.

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They might shrink, they are already a bit tight

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Well they do say one should emphasize one's assets at an interview, but perhaps that's not quite what they had in mind.

Perhaps you should try stockings with the skirt - worked for me.

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What on earth does it have to do with them :confused:

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Circumcision? It's no skin off my nose!!

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Well yes because it's Saturday and I have to drive husband to and fro to work on Saturday. Plus I had to go meet a client (young lad from Glasgow part of the big UK work force at Ft Stewart) and give him his airline ticket back to the UK-so had to look semi professional. However, tommorrow being Sunday-could be a pj day, :D

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Guy goes to the doctors because he has a strange lump growing in the middle of his forehead.
After a thorough medical examination the doctor is puzzled and sends him to see a specialist at the hospital.
The specialist runs numerous tests and finally consults his patient.
"I don't know how to tell you this Mr.Smith, you seem to have a penis growing from your forehead"
The patient replies "Well can't you just cut it off"
"I'm afraid that's out of the question, it's firmly attached to your brain and surgery will almost certainly result in permanent brain damage" says the doctor
"Well there must be something you can do, I've got a 12 inch chopper in my pants and I don't fancy having another hanging off of my forehead" says Mr.Smith
"Well, we could circumcise it I suppose" says the doctor
"How will that help?" says Mr.Smith
"Well that'll at least stop it from dripping" says the doctor
"OH Jesus Christ" exclaims Mr.Smith
"You mean that for the rest of my life when I look in the mirror I am going to see a 12 cock hanging from my forehead"
"Oh no" replies the doctor reassuringly
"Your balls will be in your eyes"!!!