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Lion in Winter Oct 1st 2005 7:47 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
They be pirates Cap'n


Stand by to repel boarders.

Ray Oct 1st 2005 7:48 am

Re: Circumcision
 
Where's my Lilo...

cindyabs Oct 1st 2005 7:48 am

Re: Circumcision
 
I just been aloft, matey, appendin' that same bit o' canvas to the mains'il. Arrrrrrrrrh!

gruffbrown Oct 1st 2005 7:49 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by Ray
Where's my Lilo...

Prepare to fire a broadside AAAHHHHAAAARRRR

Lion in Winter Oct 1st 2005 7:53 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by Ray
Where's my Lilo...

Er, that's for attracting boarders..........

Lion in Winter Oct 1st 2005 7:54 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Prepare to fire a broadside AAAHHHHAAAARRRR

Hit 'er midships lads.

(I'm so glad I used to read C.S.Forester as a kid. I knew it would come in handy sooner or later.)

Lord Lionheart Oct 1st 2005 7:57 am

Re: Circumcision
 
Splice the mainbrace :confused:

gruffbrown Oct 1st 2005 8:00 am

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Run up the Jolly Roger

Lion in Winter Oct 1st 2005 8:00 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by lionheart
Splice the mainbrace :confused:

And a green miniskirt for that border.

And double rations of rum.

Lion in Winter Oct 1st 2005 8:01 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
But Cap'n, what if Roger doesn't like it?

15 men on a dead man's chest........

Lord Lionheart Oct 1st 2005 8:01 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
And a green miniskirt for that border.

And double rations of rum.

Shiver me timbers - must be the green miniskirt?

gruffbrown Oct 1st 2005 8:02 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
15 men on a dead man's chest........

Me and this laptop ARE NOT getting on :o

Lion in Winter Oct 1st 2005 8:02 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by lionheart
Shiver me timbers - must be the green miniskirt?

Yes, rather impractical for the seafaring life I should think.

Pieces of eight?

Lion in Winter Oct 1st 2005 8:03 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Me and this laptop ARE NOT getting on :o

No WiFi on pirate ships?

gruffbrown Oct 1st 2005 8:04 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
No WiFi on pirate ships?

No mices and a small keyboard:o

Lion in Winter Oct 1st 2005 8:07 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
No mices and a small keyboard:o

And I bet you have big hands.

Lord Lionheart Oct 1st 2005 8:08 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
Yes, rather impractical for the seafaring life I should think.

Pieces of eight?

Long Dong Silver and his Spanish doubloons

cindyabs Oct 1st 2005 8:08 am

Re: Circumcision
 
Fingers like bananas he claims.

gruffbrown Oct 1st 2005 8:08 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
And I bet you have big hands.

I have and I cut a finger yesterday, so it's bandaged.....so i'm hitting 4 keys at once:p

cindyabs Oct 1st 2005 8:09 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
I have and I cut a finger yesterday, so it's bandaged.....so i'm hitting 4 keys at once:p


Gosh you've got quite a range on ya. Would that be the Key of C?

Lion in Winter Oct 1st 2005 8:09 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by lionheart
Long Dong Silver and his Spanish doubloons

I can't be sure, but I think you're mixing genres.

Haul on the sheets.

gruffbrown Oct 1st 2005 8:10 am

Re: Circumcision
 
Over the side with him

cindyabs Oct 1st 2005 8:11 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
I can't be sure, but I think you're mixing genres.

Haul on the sheets.


Hmm, think he got carried away with the pegleg bit, :rolleyes:

gruffbrown Oct 1st 2005 8:11 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by cindyabs
Gosh you've got quite a range on ya. Would that be the Key of C?

C#

Lord Lionheart Oct 1st 2005 8:12 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
I can't be sure, but I think you're mixing genres.

Haul on the sheets.

I also have a photo of me dressed as a pirate - a ration of grog for the Motley crew

cindyabs Oct 1st 2005 8:12 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
C#

Funny I would've sworn it was B#

gruffbrown Oct 1st 2005 8:13 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by cindyabs
Funny I would've sworn it was B#

The piece of glass was :rolleyes:

cindyabs Oct 1st 2005 8:13 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by lionheart
I also have a photo of me dressed as a pirate - a ration of grog for the Motley crew


You just love to dress up dontcha?!!! :eek:

cindyabs Oct 1st 2005 8:14 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
The piece of glass was :rolleyes:


IC

Lord Lionheart Oct 1st 2005 8:15 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by cindyabs
You just love to dress up dontcha?!!! :eek:

I have no idea what you mean??

cindyabs Oct 1st 2005 8:16 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by lionheart
I have no idea what you mean??


Pirate costume, green mini skirt-where does it stop?

Lord Lionheart Oct 1st 2005 8:18 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by cindyabs
Pirate costume, green mini skirt-where does it stop?


Green mini-skirt??

Lion in Winter Oct 1st 2005 8:18 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by cindyabs
Pirate costume, green mini skirt-where does it stop?


I don't think that's dress-up, I think those are his normal clothes.

Lion in Winter Oct 1st 2005 8:19 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by lionheart
I also have a photo of me dressed as a pirate - a ration of grog for the Motley crew

I'm still experiencing the warm after glow from the green mini-skirt thanks.

Weigh anchor.

Lord Lionheart Oct 1st 2005 8:20 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
I'm still experiencing the warm after glow from the green mini-skirt thanks.

Weigh anchor.


Aharrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://britishexpats.com/photopost/s...cat=500&page=1

gruffbrown Oct 1st 2005 8:21 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by lionheart

:D Was that before or after a drink?

Lion in Winter Oct 1st 2005 8:23 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by lionheart


You're a natural. Now, what about that one with the Scotsman and the broken glass?

Lord Lionheart Oct 1st 2005 8:24 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
:D Was that before or after a drink?

Halloween party some time ago............. ye landlubber

Lion in Winter Oct 1st 2005 8:24 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
:D Was that before or after a drink?


Yes.

cindyabs Oct 1st 2005 8:27 am

Re: Circumcision
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
I don't think that's dress-up, I think those are his normal clothes.


I'm off for a shower now, this pirate stuff is dirty work!


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