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Re: Circumcision
If you ain't a "Four by Two" and are not "chopped'--just look upon it as one of life's little drawbacks!
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Re: Circumcision
The Circumcision
Little Joey, at the back of the class, was squirming in his chair, not paying any attention to what was being taught. The teacher, Miss Wanda, approached him to find out what the problem was. Quite embarrassed, Joey whispered that he had just been circumcised, and he was quite itchy. Miss Wanda sent him to the principal's office to phone his mom and ask her what to do about it. After making the phone call, little Joey returned to class and sat down. All of a sudden, there was quite a commotion in the back of the room. The classmates around Joey were all laughing and giggling. Miss Wanda walked to the back of the class to see what was causing the disturbance. The teacher glanced over at Joey... He was sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. Miss Wanda was shocked at the sight: "What are you doing?" she gasped. "I thought I told you to call your mother!" "I did," replied Joey. "My Mom told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school." :D |
Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by honeymommy
The Circumcision
Little Joey, at the back of the class, was squirming in his chair, not paying any attention to what was being taught. The teacher, Miss Wanda, approached him to find out what the problem was. Quite embarrassed, Joey whispered that he had just been circumcised, and he was quite itchy. Miss Wanda sent him to the principal's office to phone his mom and ask her what to do about it. After making the phone call, little Joey returned to class and sat down. All of a sudden, there was quite a commotion in the back of the room. The classmates around Joey were all laughing and giggling. Miss Wanda walked to the back of the class to see what was causing the disturbance. The teacher glanced over at Joey... He was sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. Miss Wanda was shocked at the sight: "What are you doing?" she gasped. "I thought I told you to call your mother!" "I did," replied Joey. "My Mom told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school." :D |
Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Ray
So I'm stupid ... You and I are going to fall out very quickly
Aw dont be like that. Lifes too short to spend it making new enemies when theres so many old ones to choose from already...wow that was profound. I think I may have to trade mark that. |
Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Seemingly circumcision avoids that :D
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
However, the point I was making was about not making life more difficult for our kids by being irresponsible and "twee" parents.
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Re: Circumcision
If you are not "cut" does that mean that you are a complete prick???? :D :D :D
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by rushman
If you are not "cut" does that mean that you are a complete prick???? :D :D :D
Are we left with a shell of people (no longer even arging the issues) but trading insults based on physical appearance? Thanks guys - I have learnt a lot from this thread (honestly) - and I hope that everyone who eventually walks away from this thread also learnt something too. :D Cheers, everyone. Hope to meet up in another thread. |
Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by derryckl
I keep hoping against hope that we (people) have gotten past cheap shots and personal insults against each other over this issue. Sadly, I think that probably all the insightful perspectives on this issue have already been spent - ... signals to me that it is time to move on.... :beer:
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by derryckl
I keep hoping against hope that we (people) have gotten past cheap shots and personal insults against each other over this issue. Sadly, I think that probably all the insightful perspectives on this issue have already been spent - ... signals to me that it is time to move on.... :beer:
Are we left with a shell of people (no longer even arging the issues) but trading insults based on physical appearance? Thanks guys - I have learnt a lot from this thread (honestly) - and I hope that everyone who eventually walks away from this thread also learnt something too. :D Cheers, everyone. Hope to meet up in another thread. |
Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by snowbunny
If a child has irresponsible and twee parents (perhaps you are thinking of the parents of Brooklyn and Romeo here), then they have bigger problems than their names.
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Manc
When did Paul make you a Mod?
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by CaliforniaBride
More to the point, what will Ray "everybody's classroom monitor' have to say! :eek:
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by CaliforniaBride
More to the point, what will Ray "everybody's classroom monitor' have to say! :eek:
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Ray
So I'm stupid ... You and I are going to fall out very quickly
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Leslie66
Right.... the scary internet forum posters can track you down and visit you with malice and aforethought. :rolleyes:
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Triumphrob
Well thats no skin of my, er, nose.
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Leslie66
Right.... the scary internet forum posters can track you down and visit you with malice and aforethought. :rolleyes:
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
Why has this turned from an ethical debate into an ego buffing match?
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
Why has this turned from an ethical debate into an ego buffing match?
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Celtic_Angel
welcome to B.E darling :D
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Celtic_Angel
welcome to B.E darling :D
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
Why has this turned from an ethical debate into an ego buffing match?
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Leslie66
WTF? :confused:
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
Its ok im refering to a post you havent seen yet. You see Im on EST and therefore see the posts approximately 1 hour before those on CET do and 3 hours before those in LA do. Gives me quite an advantage dont you think?
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That's why I stopped travelling; I kept gaining hours when i didn't want them and losing them when I did. :eek:
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Leslie66
Oooohh... You are the clever one.
Actually Im quite envious of the Antipodean posters as they get almost a full 12 hours drop on me. |
Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by honeymommy
The Circumcision
Little Joey, at the back of the class, was squirming in his chair, not paying any attention to what was being taught. The teacher, Miss Wanda, approached him to find out what the problem was. Quite embarrassed, Joey whispered that he had just been circumcised, and he was quite itchy. Miss Wanda sent him to the principal's office to phone his mom and ask her what to do about it. After making the phone call, little Joey returned to class and sat down. All of a sudden, there was quite a commotion in the back of the room. The classmates around Joey were all laughing and giggling. Miss Wanda walked to the back of the class to see what was causing the disturbance. The teacher glanced over at Joey... He was sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. Miss Wanda was shocked at the sight: "What are you doing?" she gasped. "I thought I told you to call your mother!" "I did," replied Joey. "My Mom told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school." :D And where have you been young lady? |
Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
And where have you been young lady?
LOL... Working really hard for the NHS and being a great mum to 4 kids. Having a blast back here in sunny ole England.... :D Good to see you. ((((((hug))))))) Shall we steal the thread and chat about life now.. Hahahahahaha... ;) Oh funny thing about circumsision..... Had a patient we couldn't catheterise as the entrance was too small due to a tight foreskin... Took about 3 hours of the surgeons fiddling about with local anaesthetic, scissors, tubes, introducers etc to get a catheter in the man.... Lets just say it was like a bloodbath and very painful for him.... Couldn't sedate him due to his other condition.... :eek: Anyway... That said I am off to get the non snipped and unsnippable children from school... ;) |
Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by honeymommy
LOL... Working really hard for the NHS and being a great mum to 4 kids. Having a blast back here in sunny ole England.... :D
Good to see you. ((((((hug))))))) Shall we steal the thread and chat about life now.. Hahahahahaha... ;) Oh funny thing about circumsision..... Had a patient we couldn't catheterise as the entrance was too small due to a tight foreskin... Took about 3 hours of the surgeons fiddling about with local anaesthetic, scissors, tubes, introducers etc to get a catheter in the man.... Lets just say it was like a bloodbath and very painful for him.... Couldn't sedate him due to his other condition.... :eek: Anyway... That said I am off to get the non snipped and unsnippable children from school... ;) (Smuggly grins and is even more glad he was "cut" and has a wide open Jap's eye) :) |
Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by rushman
(Smuggly grins and is even more glad he was "cut" and has a wide open Jap's eye)
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Manc
catheterized often are we then?
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Ray
You seemed to have picked a very apt user name
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Celtic_Angel
yeah I don't think you can really compare female v's male circumcision.....it's like comparing having your tubes tied to having a vasectomy :rolleyes:
nowadays women can actually choose to get their pussy flaps trimmed :eek: , I saw on the t.v this doctor who does it for women who are unhappy with the size of their labia.....god damn it....do we have to be unhappy..with EVERY aspect of our bodies?? :rolleyes: :eek: Thinking now I should have booked him in to get himself cut, wonder if he would have thought that was a nice present? Question for the women here, do you prefer cut or un-cut? I'm curious, cus I know I have a very definite preference! :o |
Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by CaliforniaBride
It's my understanding that around 85% of American males are circumcised.
My 9 year old son isn't. I'm getting comments from other parents who have routinely had their son 'done'. They make me feel uncomfortable by implying that my son will somehow be traumatised in high school due to his not looking like other boys. That I've somehow doomed him to a life of ridicule and without acceptance. A quick google and I found this: http://www.circlist.com/preferences/preferences.html and these people: http://www.norm.org/ What is happening??????:eek::eek::eek::eek: What are your thoughts on this? |
Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Guelder Rose
I dated a guy once who had the damned nerve to book me an appointment for a boob job, he thought it was a nice present ... I dumped him!
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Guelder Rose
Question for the women here, do you prefer cut or un-cut? I'm curious, cus I know I have a very definite preference! :o
In TIO would be better though .. |
Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Manc
ungrateful bitch
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Guelder Rose
So you would be very grateful if your wife booked you in to be cut ... or even worse, arranged for you to have it surgically enlarged? ;)
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Ray
That need a poll ..I will leave it to you ..
In TIO would be better though .. |
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