Oh, you.

I know, we play football on fields covered in it.

You can say shit on the internet, you know.

And

'Shit on the Radio'
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shit_o...mber_the_Days)

That's about the only place they don't shit.

Eat them!! People shoot bloody Pheasant, I'm sure there's more meat on a Canada Goose!
(NB - pheasant, not peasant. the latter is no longer legal, like foxhunting. Although, we all know foxhunting continues undercover...........

Much more meat on a goose, but I'm not about to get into a fight with one.

Come on, what's it gonna do? Pull a knife on you?!!.... actually, there's a possibility that inner city geese might

A big Canada Goose can break your arm.

It would be pretty low on my choice for dinner as the meat is bland and greasy. I had some once, and while I wouldn't starve if all that was available to eat was goose, I am not in any hurry to eat goose again.

Badly cooked then - can't speak for the Canada variety (although the fact they're called "flying roast beef" suggests something) - but Roast Goose was the Christmas dinner before Turkey was foisted on us and is delicious.... as for the roasties

That's when I had it, and no, it wasn't.

.... are you sure? Sounds a lot like the old wives tale here that a Swan can do the same - and it can't.
Lots of noise, lots of hissing, lots of aggressive wing-flapping and the possibility of a nasty peck, but no more.

There are people who can burn water...........

But "greasy" may be the issue...... the idea is to drain off the fat - and there's a lot of it!!

I find turkey is ok with a good gravy.
Generally though it's a perfectly functional protein.

I have an arrangement with geese. I leave them alone, and they crap all over our football pitches. It's rather lopsided but it keeps my face from having a beak in it.

I've never had it, but I've never had pheasant either for that matter. I do just fine with chicken and turkey anyway.

To be honest, I'm sure some turkey must be better than eating wet cardboard but I'd rather not try.
Bernard Matthews has a lot to answer for..........