You needed to be medicated to get you to use it.

After it scratches all the skin off.

Interesting that they would go the extra mile and medicate it, but forget the key purpose is to remove all the crap! Leaving behind a ton of crap would appear to be less hygienic than being 'medicated'.

I must say, I had forgotten that period of my childhood!

I couldn't make sense of it either. Maybe so they can just claim that while their paper is utterly ineffective at doing what it is supposed to do, at least all the skids left behind are bacteria free.

Said it before, probably more than once, but it's a real one that gets right up my nose. Litter.

The other night I was picking up some takeout for dinner but I also had to pick a few bits and bobs up from the store. No worries, I'll park by the store and nip across to the next strip mall over to pick up the food. On the way I had to cross over a grassy area that divides the two car parks. Since all the snow has now melted, all you could see was all the crap discarded by peasants as far as the eye could see.

Anyone who willfully drops litter deserves to be anally fisted by an elephant.

Some guy will be along to point out that elephants don't have fists.

Of course, as you know, I'm not that guy.

That guy would be quite right, but I would then ask him to visualise an elephant trying to fist a litter dropping knuckle-dragger. Then we'd both have a good old laugh

Put things on a new.. uhh.. footing, so to speak.

Dog poop is worse than litter I pick up... I even pick up stuff that didnt fall out of our dog (better that than stepping in it on my next walk around the park). Why the **** other people can't do it I have no idea.

Besides, it keeps your hands warm at this time of year.

Yes, dog dirt is right up there too. I can understand not wanting to follow an animal around with a plastic bag so you can pick up their shit, but that's why I have a cat. Anyone who lets their dogs crap with reckless abandon and doesn't pick it up should be made to eat what their dogs dropped.

Geese though, their shits are nearly as big as dog shit and nobody can do a damn thing about it. Nothing better than playing footie trying to dodge all the little goosey presents left all over the pitch. Blech.

We used to pick up goose poop. The Westie would eat it and re-deposit it ready for our collection.

Well, then.

Geese are another peeve around here. I like birds usually, but the geese are just arseholes. They're the yellowjackets of the waterfowl world.

We have peacocks crapping on our lawn on a regular basis. The birds don't belong to anyone, they've been here for years and just wander around the street. I don't mind picking up the poop. It's just nice having that kind of wildlife around.

On the other hand a neighbour's cat is a definite nuisance at times

I only have friendly bacteria

I'm sure there is a business opportunity there.

On yer arse?