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username.exe Oct 20th 2015 3:28 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by mrken30 (Post 11775972)
I thought that was only BMW drivers

:rofl:

That made my night.

username.exe Oct 20th 2015 3:31 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by mrken30 (Post 11775709)
Any tips for potty training. We have checked out the potty training kit from out local library.
My poor kid just sits on the pot until something comes out. Sometimes this takes quite a while. Other times he just can't be bothered and doesn't get upset or distressed when he pisses his pants.

Incentivise worked for us.

A little piece of chocolate every time she went in the can.
Then she only gets the treat if she tells us she needs to go and goes in the can.
Then she only gets it when she goes in the can, flushes the handle and pulls her pants up etc.

Took a while to get there but now she's happy to perform the entire operation all by herself.

zzrmark Oct 21st 2015 4:53 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by username.exe (Post 11776078)
Incentivise worked for us.

A little piece of chocolate every time she went in the can.
Then she only gets the treat if she tells us she needs to go and goes in the can.
Then she only gets it when she goes in the can, flushes the handle and pulls her pants up etc.

Took a while to get there but now she's happy to perform the entire operation all by herself.


Same for me. Offer me chocolate and I'll guarantee that I'll never pee on your floor. :nod:

Pulaski Oct 21st 2015 4:56 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by zzrmark (Post 11776582)
Same for me. Offer me chocolate and I'll guarantee that I'll never pee on your floor. .....

Offer me Hershey's, and I probably would! :lol:

SultanOfSwing Oct 21st 2015 4:57 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11776584)
Offer me Hershey's, and I probably would! :lol:

That seems to be an appropriate response.

One could always pee on the Hershey's, might make it taste better :sick:

zzrmark Oct 21st 2015 5:02 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11776584)
Offer me Hershey's, and I probably would! :lol:


Hmmm, I did say 'chocolate', solidified vomit with colouring is a totally different matter... ;)

Bahtatboy Oct 21st 2015 5:13 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by zzrmark (Post 11776586)
Hmmm, I did say 'chocolate', solidified vomit with colouring is a totally different matter... ;)

Is it only Hershey's that tastes like shit, or is it American chocolate in general? (Just thought--M&M's are ok, and I'm guessing they're American.)

SultanOfSwing Oct 21st 2015 5:15 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 11776591)
Is it only Hershey's that tastes like shit, or is it American chocolate in general? (Just thought--M&M's are ok, and I'm guessing they're American.)

Mostly just Hershey. Nestle/Mars chocolate (M&Ms are Mars) are OK.

zzrmark Oct 21st 2015 5:19 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 11776591)
Is it only Hershey's that tastes like shit, or is it American chocolate in general? (Just thought--M&M's are ok, and I'm guessing they're American.)

But, but, but...Herschey's doesn't taste of shit, it tastes of puke ;)

Kitkat's in the US aren't that great either! (I have retrained my US family who now make that great Southern 'dish', s'mores, with Green and Blacks :rofl: )

SultanOfSwing Oct 21st 2015 5:23 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by zzrmark (Post 11776602)
But, but, but...Herschey's doesn't taste of shit, it tastes of puke ;)

Butyric acid, and it's by design. Something about dodgy butter during the war, if memory doesn't deal me a dog turd. I guess the American palate adapted to the taste.

FWIW, I actually like the Kit Kats out here. Some places also do a version of Kit Kat Chunky too, which is lovely.

mrken30 Oct 21st 2015 5:36 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 11776606)
Butyric acid, and it's by design. Something about dodgy butter during the war, if memory doesn't deal me a dog turd. I guess the American palate adapted to the taste.
.

Explains a lot about American cuisine

Bahtatboy Oct 22nd 2015 3:19 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by zzrmark (Post 11776602)
But, but, but...Herschey's doesn't taste of shit, it tastes of puke ;)

And this is why:

Butyric acid (from Greek βούτῡρον, meaning "butter"), also known under the systematic name butanoic acid, abbreviated BTA,[5] is a carboxylic acid with the structural formula CH3CH2CH2-COOH. Salts and esters of butyric acid are known as butyrates or butanoates. Butyric acid is found in milk, especially goat, sheep and buffalo milk, butter, parmesan cheese, and as a product of anaerobic fermentation (including in the colon and as body odor). It has an unpleasant smell and acrid taste, with a sweetish aftertaste (similar to ether). It can be detected by mammals with good scent detection abilities (such as dogs) at 10 parts per billion, whereas humans can detect it in concentrations above 10 parts per million.

Butyric acid is present in, and is the main distinctive smell of, human vomit.


From Wikipedia

Which also explains Parmesan. I wish I hadn't looked it up now...

:sick:

BubbleChog Oct 22nd 2015 4:30 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by mrken30 (Post 11775709)
Any tips for potty training. We have checked out the potty training kit from out local library.
My poor kid just sits on the pot until something comes out. Sometimes this takes quite a while. Other times he just can't be bothered and doesn't get upset or distressed when he pisses his pants.

We've just finished with smallchog. we used a combination of bribery with Rolos, Big girl knickers (technically big boy pants because she wanted Ironman ones) and brainwashing her with Elmos Potty time

Full Playlist on Youtube

I still think Elmo is evil but not washing nappies is bliss

mrken30 Oct 22nd 2015 4:33 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by BubbleChog (Post 11777293)
We've just finished with smallchog. we used a combination of bribery with Rolos, Big girl knickers (technically big boy pants because she wanted Ironman ones) and brainwashing her with Elmos Potty time

Full Playlist on Youtube

I still think Elmo is evil but not washing nappies is bliss

thanks for all the potty advice. guess what I'm doing this weekend.

moneypenny20 Oct 22nd 2015 2:44 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by mrken30 (Post 11777295)
thanks for all the potty advice. guess what I'm doing this weekend.

Wandering around naked whilst eating Rolos?:sneaky:


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