Nutek

Pirate Oath Insult Generator

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BubbleChog

I seem to be able to fins Savoy cabbage easier than white cabbage. And the only way to cook cabbage is with a shedloadof butter

Nutek

My mum says you have to boil it furiously for at least 6 hours. At least, that's how I remember it.

Yorkieabroad

That's to make sure grandad can eat it without his false teeth, while ensuring the smell impregnates to the deepest reaches of the sofa cushions...

Mrs Danvers

Yes they do. . What is worse, it's reclaimed water and smells like a public toilet after the Notting Hill Carnival. Has all these signs saying Reclaimed Water - Do Not Drink From Sprinklers.

But fine to shower pedestrians in though.

Nutek

Peds deserve all they get.

Mind you, they are better than those uppity cyclists.

Mrs Danvers

Thems fightin' words.

I nearly added a rant about how cycle lanes end without warning or push cyclists into traffic and dumb "share the road" signs when they can't be arsed to put a cycle lane in. Which annoy me equally as a driver or cyclist.

Nutek

mikelincs

Go slam yer head on a marlin spike ye pig faced butt scratchin' scurvy baboon !

Nutek

Have a face full o' me boot ye jelly boned thumb suckin' crud bucket !

scrubbedexpat097

.....which was nice

Uncle_Bob

Funny you should mention smell.
I opened a can of these last weekend and the smell made my wife gag and almost puke.
I never for the life of me knew my wife hated the smell of mushy peas. Now i have another weapon in my arsenal
They went well with my sausage roll, chips and baked beans.

Hotscot

Yummy with Fish and Chips Me Hearty!

Anian

I hate it when someone writes a very enthusiastic thank you note, and you can't tell if they are being sarcastic or not.

Uncle_Bob

Aye i know a lot of people like that but the only thing I like with my fish and chips is salt and vinegar. There are some things in life which shouldn't be messed with

i can't even sit at the same table as my dad who has mushy peas and salad cream with his