None of my library books ever had bacon in them.

That's brilliant.

I had a small collection like that from when I was processing donated books.

One person had a collection of postcards with poetic love messages in slightly broken English. One with this image had a discourse about how women like to keep things in their drawers.

"Their drawers"?

Well it made me laugh

So they were the fabric kind, not wooden ones?

I think it was unintentional. If I'd known about the bloke in Worthing I would have kept the cards for him

Hamlet?

Pigmalion, G B Shaw

The best ones.

Coats that don't have coat hooks.

Hooks that don't actually hold anything.

Thermostats that don't have a hour setting when changing the time so you have to roll through all the minutes to set it back an hour.

Timer on the cooker not having a 5 min increment option.

New shit that you buy, that doesn't work.

I am trying really hard to breath and not explode right now :/

I'm disappointed Bob, there's no creative swearing.

Customer Service Depts. that don't...
And then ask if there's anything else they can help you with today.

The concept that Capitalism will ensure competition, better products and services rather than charging the most they can get for the minimum they can give you.
(I'm looking at you phone/internet companies.)

I'm apparently offensive when the blood boils and I don't want to kill anybody....

We are paying so much more for my son's phone plan in the US.

I was listening to Science Friday on NPR discuss how terrible US Internet speeds are for the price and that many cities and municipalities want to lay their own networks.

U.S. High-Speed Internet Lags Behind on Price, Cost

Good listen if you're interested and have the time.