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Old Jul 3rd 2013, 3:45 am
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Now I understand why they chucked you out of the UK.
Hey! They didn't chuck me. They sort of let me go and then didn't encouarage me to come back. Ever.
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Originally Posted by paranoidandroid
Tayto's annual sales fell by 33% the year after he moved over here. Dunkin Donuts rose by 16%.
I confess, I have all of the DD locations in a database file loaded onto my GPS.

Not that I really need it, one of the best things about living where I do is that you can always see the next Dunkin Donuts from the one you are currently in.
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Tayto's annual sales fell by 33% the year after he moved over here. Dunkin Donuts rose by 16%.
Nah, I can get way better donuts from our local bakery. Their sales haven't gone up because of me though, I lived in this town before they opened.
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Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing
Said the priest to the choirboy.


Why? Either way I'll end up in the ground, I might as well enjoy myself while I wait


It's the worst one to have, certainly. Mainland UK - I sound like a pikey, out here they call it a brogue.

According to my mum, who knows **** all about anything, I hasten to add, I don't sound the same as I used to anyway.
Sounds like a band, Judas Priest and the Choirboy.

More crisps, less sweets. Just because you're living here doesn't mean you have to let yourself go.

I always assumed you were a pikey anyway.
A brogue? Sounds like a polite way of admitting that they don't understand you. Try speaking with a Spanish accent, they'll get it then.

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Originally Posted by paranoidandroid
Try speaking with a Spanish accent, they'll get it then.
Que?
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Originally Posted by paranoidandroid
Sounds like a band, Judas Priest and the Choirboy.

More crisps, less sweets. Just because you're living here doesn't mean you have to let yourself go.

I always assumed you were a pikey anyway.
A brogue? Sounds like a polite way of admitting that they don't understand you. Try speaking with a Spanish accent, they'll get it then.

Didn't anyone ever tell you, Mummy's always right?
I'd rather be fat and dead than alive and insufferable like those bloody exercise mentalists or the nazis who tell you what you can and can't eat
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Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing
I'd rather be fat and dead than alive and insufferable like those bloody exercise mentalists or the nazis who tell you what you can and can't eat
What doesn't kill you makes you fatter.

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Que?
Didn't know you were from Barcelona.
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Didn't know you were from Barcelona.
Manuel Towers. How are you? Is nice today. Good! Goodbye.
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Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing
I'd rather be fat and dead than alive and insufferable like those bloody exercise mentalists or the nazis who tell you what you can and can't eat
I'm going to feed you some irony, even if it kills you.
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Originally Posted by paranoidandroid
I'm going to feed you some irony, even if it kills you.
Shut up, I'm trying to enjoy my sandwich ...
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Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing
Shut up, I'm trying to enjoy my sandwich ...
Half a packet of crisps and a bar of Dairy Milk between 2 donuts, is not exactly my idea of a sandwich.
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Originally Posted by paranoidandroid
Half a packet of crisps and a bar of Dairy Milk between 2 donuts, is not exactly my idea of a sandwich.
Maybe not, but now I know what I'm having for lunch tomorrow
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Originally Posted by paranoidandroid
Half a packet of crisps and a bar of Dairy Milk between 2 donuts, is not exactly my idea of a sandwich.
Oh! It is mine!
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Oh! It is mine!
If I place it on this above-shoulder-height shelf, 50 feet from your settee, it isn't ...
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