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SultanOfSwing Jul 3rd 2013 3:19 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 10782957)
Weigh the alternative. I believe the american term would be a "wide receiver".

I'm really starting to blend in. :nod:

I think I definitely belong on the offensive line.

Ahh, it's the way I tell 'em.

paranoidandroid Jul 3rd 2013 3:20 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 10782947)
Surely that would be top queer?

I heard that Twatson has written a new article, a "how to" on exchanging gear sticks.

paranoidandroid Jul 3rd 2013 3:21 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 10782957)
Weigh the alternative. I believe the american term would be a "wide receiver".

I'm really starting to blend in. :nod:

He's not wide, he's just fat. Get it right. :nod:

paranoidandroid Jul 3rd 2013 3:22 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 10782960)
I think I definitely belong on the offensive line.

Ahh, it's the way I tell 'em.

You've got the accent for it.

SultanOfSwing Jul 3rd 2013 3:25 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 10782962)
I heard that Twatson has written a new article, a "how to" on exchanging gear sticks.

Using his bum, no doubt ... ?


Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 10782964)
He's not wide, he's just fat. Get it right. :nod:

Some people have water retention problems. I have a cake, crisps and sweets retention problem.


Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 10782969)
You've got the accent for it.

Having the one UK regional accent that is undoubtedly the least popular among UK residents isn't something to brag about, though :lol:

Nutek Jul 3rd 2013 3:29 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 10782976)
I have a cake, crisps and sweets retention problem.

I can't retain any of those as I don't have any. :(

Nutek Jul 3rd 2013 3:29 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 10782964)
He's not wide, he's just fat. Get it right. :nod:

Something something ... slap it.... something... in on the ripples.

SultanOfSwing Jul 3rd 2013 3:30 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 10782981)
I can't retain any of those as I don't have any. :(

Neither do I. I ate them all ...

Nutek Jul 3rd 2013 3:35 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 10782985)
Neither do I. I ate them all ...

:frown: THAT'S where they all went.

SultanOfSwing Jul 3rd 2013 3:37 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 10782989)
:frown: THAT'S where they all went.

Hang on, by 'all' I just meant all the ones I had. Christ, I'm not that bad :eek:

Nutek Jul 3rd 2013 3:37 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 10782993)
Hang on, by 'all' I just meant all the ones I had. Christ, I'm not that bad :eek:

:rofl::rofl:

paranoidandroid Jul 3rd 2013 3:39 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 10782976)
Using his bum, no doubt ... ?



Some people have water retention problems. I have a cake, crisps and sweets retention problem.



Having the one UK regional accent that is undoubtedly the least popular among UK residents isn't something to brag about, though :lol:

Bum? Definitely.

Try a diet, cut the sweets out.

You either have to be joking, or you forgot the welsh and scots.

paranoidandroid Jul 3rd 2013 3:42 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 10782983)
Something something ... slap it.... something... in on the ripples.

Now I understand why they chucked you out of the UK.

SultanOfSwing Jul 3rd 2013 3:44 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 10782998)
Bum? Definitely.

Said the priest to the choirboy.


Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 10782998)
Try a diet, cut the sweets out.

Why? Either way I'll end up in the ground, I might as well enjoy myself while I wait :nod:


Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 10782998)
You either have to be joking, or you forgot the welsh and scots.

It's the worst one to have, certainly. Mainland UK - I sound like a pikey, out here they call it a brogue.

According to my mum, who knows **** all about anything, I hasten to add, I don't sound the same as I used to anyway.

paranoidandroid Jul 3rd 2013 3:45 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 10782989)
:frown: THAT'S where they all went.

Tayto's annual sales fell by 33% the year after he moved over here. Dunkin Donuts rose by 16%.


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