Lion in Winter

Yeah you can get them at the benefit office, no problem. You don't even need to show proof that you are allowed to have penguins.

Lion in Winter

Well you need those so you can pour boiling oil on the herds of Muslims, health service tourists, and drunken people with knives that apparently infest Britain from top to bottom.

kimilseung

I'm starting to understand the resilience of the zombie genre.

moneypenny20

Don't they all live in their own, superior castles, given to them free gratis by the British Government?

Lion in Winter

Zombies are on benefits too?

Lion in Winter

Well yes, but it's never enough, is it. They don't work so they have nothing to do all day but loiter around the castles of others.

paranoidandroid

What about those of us that work, but loiter around the threads of BE?

moneypenny20

You're just sad.

Mr Weeze

Yes, and here's the kicker - they never stop claiming their pension.

Lion in Winter

Interesting new category though. I think the whole thing rests on whether or not his wife wears a veil and if he tries to hunt the Queen's swans.

Lion in Winter

Bloody typical. No wonder all the proper British are going to Australia.

RICH

Have you ever seen one working?

Never mind

paranoidandroid

True, I've been sad ever since I left England.

paranoidandroid

You worked it out, it was either 20 years in The Tower on a bread and water diet, or be deported to the US. I took the deportation... on reflection, a 20 stretch in the tower on bread and water, would have been a lot less painful.

Uncle Ebenezer

Wanker.