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Gordon Barlow Jun 15th 2019 1:34 pm

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 
Not all land in Florida is expensive! 100 sq ft for $9K... Check it out.
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/b...coy-story.html

vespucci Jun 15th 2019 3:39 pm

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Originally Posted by Gordon Barlow (Post 12698698)
Not all land in Florida is expensive! 100 sq ft for $9K... Check it out.
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/b...coy-story.html

No thank you!

caretaker Jun 30th 2019 7:42 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 
Floridians; this guy is pretty good:
Police in Florida’s Martin County are asking the public for help in identifying a “modern day Hamburgler (sic)” after two fast food restaurants were broken into. In the latest escapade, the suspect is caught on security camera making himself a burger in the Wendy’s he allegedly stole the safe from.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/florida...dy-s-1.4488813

caretaker Aug 6th 2019 6:41 am

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zzrmark, do you know this guy? BRADENTON, Fla. -- Authorities say a 55-year-old Florida man pulled a gun on a late-arriving furniture delivery team, saying he's "shot people for less."
https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/florida...ties-1.4538273

zzrmark Aug 6th 2019 10:28 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by caretaker (Post 12719622)
zzrmark, do you know this guy? BRADENTON, Fla. -- Authorities say a 55-year-old Florida man pulled a gun on a late-arriving furniture delivery team, saying he's "shot people for less."
https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/florida...ties-1.4538273

Funnily enough, I don't! :lol:

I may have met one or two nutters in my short time here but Bradenton has a population of 50+K and after a quick dig the perps last known address was Sarasota, a larger neighbouring town. The missus didn't know him either if that's any help...now if he were born in the area that'd be a different matter!!!

RICH Aug 9th 2019 3:48 pm

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by zzrmark (Post 12719762)
Funnily enough, I don't! :lol:

I may have met one or two nutters in my short time here but Bradenton has a population of 50+K and after a quick dig the perps last known address was Sarasota, a larger neighbouring town. The missus didn't know him either if that's any help...now if he were born in the area that'd be a different matter!!!

I bet you and I know the furniture company though - Sofa King obvious!

zzrmark Aug 10th 2019 3:57 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by RICH (Post 12721175)
I bet you and I know the furniture company though - Sofa King obvious!

​​​​​​Lo l.

I nearly suggested they ask you, as he hailed from Clearwater.

caretaker Aug 11th 2019 10:31 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 
And yet/just another one..
https://t.co/28gYWVVCjk?amp=1

Gordon Barlow Aug 12th 2019 3:42 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 
Orgies in Florida must be attracting a lower class of people than formerly...
https://www.news-journalonline.com/n...n-deltona-home

zzrmark Aug 12th 2019 10:55 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by Gordon Barlow (Post 12722190)
Orgies in Florida must be attracting a lower class of people than formerly...
https://www.news-journalonline.com/n...n-deltona-home

The perp was obviously concerned when told about mass shooting all weekend. :blink:

lizzyq Aug 21st 2019 1:32 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 
Words fail me! https://www.tampabay.com/news/bizarr...on-goes-wrong/

Nutmegger Aug 21st 2019 2:08 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by lizzyq (Post 12725719)

OMG!!!!! My mind is blown for the rest of the day . . . .

caretaker Aug 21st 2019 2:12 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by lizzyq (Post 12725719)

That happened up here as well, years ago, in Fort Qu'Appelle. Bad thinking. Someone solicited a castrator to come to town and do it in a hotel room and nearly died.

zzrmark Aug 21st 2019 9:38 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by caretaker (Post 12725738)
That happened up here as well, years ago, in Fort Qu'Appelle. Bad thinking. Someone solicited a castrator to come to town and do it in a hotel room and nearly died.

Was it the same bloke (the one with the scapel), seems it was his second, similarly botched, attempt!!!
Fetish??? :blink:

steveq Aug 21st 2019 1:53 pm

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 
Someone dropped a bollock there then


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