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zzrmark Jun 7th 2019 10:18 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 12694441)
Obviously nobody is reporting her name, but the Bradenton Herald has reported that the incident took place at the Carlyn Estates trailer park. They also quoted another resident of the trailer park who said it was just another day at Carlyn Estates. “The night before that happened, another lady was running through the neighborhood naked yelling for someone to please (have sex with her). …."

Aww shucks,that’s right in the middle of my neck of the woods, but I’m in a cabin at 8500’ in Colorado at the moment.
Not worked in Carlyn but have done a fair bit in Terra Ceia park next door. Our places are mostly snowbirds with the money to spend 4-6 months every winter here. Carlyn, on the other hand, is
full of retiree incomers who have decided that Florida is the place to live despite the fact that they haven’t got any money and the cost of living is a site more here than Ohio*, that park is falling apart.


* You may insert other fly over states here as you see fit.

scrubbedexpat099 Jun 7th 2019 10:21 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by zzrmark (Post 12695038)


Aww shucks,that’s right in the middle of my neck of the woods, but I’m in a cabin at 8500’ in Colorado at the moment.
Not worked in Carlyn but have done a fair bit in Terra Ceia park next door. Our places are mostly snowbirds with the money to spend 4-6 months every winter here. Carlyn, on the other hand, is
full of retiree incomers who have decided that Florida is the place to live despite the fact that they haven’t got any money and the cost of living is a site more here than Ohio*, that park is falling apart.


* You may insert other fly over states here as you see fit.

What is it like down there? Started warming up Tuesday but turned a bit nasty this afternoon.

zzrmark Jun 7th 2019 10:24 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by Floridablues (Post 12694448)
I'm here living in Florida and for the last couple of days I've heard a story coming out of Sarasota on the Gulf of Mexico coast about a captain of a tourist charter fishing boat that held all the passengers hostage after a dispute. Apparently he had been seen boozing and taking drugs before he got involved in an argument and threatened to shoot all on board. finally docked some hours late. Oh, and he did fire his gun a few times to scare the passengers. Only in Florida!!
Sorry, unable to attach the story, if anyone can help.

https://www.ajc.com/news/armed-flori...TLYrqiwLpy4MI/

My good lady had heard about this story via the usual sources available to local locals, when I mentioned this post her comment was that the term Florida man is being avoided in this story, as it doesn’t fit the hooray-Henry image Sarasota likes to portray.

zzrmark Jun 7th 2019 10:29 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by Boiler (Post 12695042)
What is it like down there? Started warming up Tuesday but turned a bit nasty this afternoon.

Assuming you mean Co, similar weather pattern to Florida summer, beautiful blue skies in morning, clouding over in afternoon with light rain/thunderstorms, just started raining as I type this, colder at night.

RICH Jun 7th 2019 1:34 pm

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by zzrmark (Post 12695046)

Assuming you mean Co, similar weather pattern to Florida summer, beautiful blue skies in morning, clouding over in afternoon with light rain/thunderstorms, just started raining as I type this, colder at night.

how is the humidity? You know you miss it! It picked up this week.

zzrmark Jun 9th 2019 2:48 pm

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 
Multi-tasking, Sunshine State style....

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/b...table-tops.amp


anotherlimey Jun 11th 2019 12:36 pm

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 
No one saw this? https://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...outputType=amp

BEVS Jun 11th 2019 1:39 pm

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by anotherlimey (Post 12696765)

:ohmy:

As a witness you mean ? That was some mighty squeeze she did there. Ugh.

I keep read her name as Pitchfork.


anotherlimey Jun 11th 2019 2:39 pm

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by BEVS (Post 12696792)
:ohmy:

As a witness you mean ? That was some mighty squeeze she did there. Ugh.

I keep read her name as Pitchfork.

I meant how did no one post it yet. After wincing for an hour I couldn't stop laughing.

Pulaski Jun 11th 2019 2:45 pm

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by anotherlimey (Post 12696765)

I hope the bleeding was from surface scratches, or even skin tears, which would heal fairly quickly, as opposed to being from crush injuries. :eek:

lizzyq Jun 12th 2019 6:22 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by anotherlimey (Post 12696765)

Can't access from the UK ☹️

Pulaski Jun 12th 2019 6:39 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by lizzyq (Post 12697179)
Can't access from the UK ☹️

Florida woman arrested after allegedly grabbing boyfriend’s testicles, squeezing them ‘until they were bleeding’

She got testy with her boyfriend.

Katie Lee Pitchford, 21, was arrested and charged after allegedly assaulting her live-in boyfriend until he bled.

The Indian Harbour Beach Police Department were called to the scene after a man reported that his girlfriend became “enraged” and attacked him during an altercation in the early hours last Tuesday, according to a police report obtained by the Daily News.

Pitchford, of Florida’s Indian Harbour Beach, continuously struck her boyfriend, who was not named, with her fists and scratched the left side of his face, he told police.

He also told officers that Pitchford “grabbed him by his b---s and squeezed them until they were bleeding,” according to the report.

caretaker Jun 12th 2019 6:51 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 
I was tempted to buy a t-shirt that said "Mess With Me, You Mess With The Whole Trailer Court" at the Red Barn Flea Market.

lizzyq Jun 12th 2019 7:11 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 12697188)
Florida woman arrested after allegedly grabbing boyfriend’s testicles, squeezing them ‘until they were bleeding’

:blink: not a woman to get on the wrong side of!


zzrmark Jun 15th 2019 5:36 am

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