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Lion in Winter Aug 6th 2020 5:41 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 
"Three teenage boys have been arrested after inadvertently entering President Donald Trump's Florida resort with a loaded AK47 assault rifle."

Easily done.


https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-53682608

Pulaski Aug 6th 2020 5:45 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter (Post 12893400)
"Three teenage boys have been arrested after inadvertently entering President Donald Trump's Florida resort with a loaded AK47 assault rifle."

Easily done. ......

Was it the "entering" that was inadvertent, or had one of them carelessly forgotten that he was carrying an AK47? :unsure:

Lion in Winter Aug 6th 2020 5:57 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 12893404)
Was it the "entering" that was inadvertent, or had one of them carelessly forgotten that he was carrying an AK47? :unsure:


Both?

Pulaski Aug 6th 2020 6:03 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter (Post 12893409)
Both?

That seems plausible. :unsure:

lizzyq Aug 6th 2020 10:05 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 
I've been in Tampa this week on business and will be very glad to leave tomorrow, even though I am going back to sleepy central PA the long way round by flying to Albuquerque and driving from there!

zzrmark Aug 6th 2020 10:18 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by lizzyq (Post 12893499)
I've been in Tampa this week on business and will be very glad to leave tomorrow, even though I am going back to sleepy central PA the long way round by flying to Albuquerque and driving from there!

'Very glad to leave'? Don't you like our sweltering summer days with cracking thunderstorms, daily shoot 'em ups and general tomfoolery? Heck, today we even treated you to two people jumping off a busy road bridge into the bay in an effort to avoid the police, they might find the missing one sometime...

lizzyq Aug 6th 2020 10:25 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by zzrmark (Post 12893500)
'Very glad to leave'? Don't you like our sweltering summer days with cracking thunderstorms, daily shoot 'em ups and general tomfoolery? Heck, today we even treated you to two people jumping off a busy road bridge into the bay in an effort to avoid the police, they might find the missing one sometime...

The weather doesn't bother me too much, though I did drive through some serious rain this afternoon. To be quite honest I'm not really a big city person, and it isn't much fun here when I go out and see so many unmasked faces, the other sort of local idiocy has not affected me, thank goodness. So far regarding Covid-19 we have been very fortunate in State College, but that will probably all change over the next few weeks as the students return to Penn State and party on as usual :(

AlienUk Aug 24th 2020 8:07 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 
Florida woman arrested after beating her father for his flatulence


https://mol.im/a/8659551

zzrmark Aug 24th 2020 10:04 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by AlienUk (Post 12901305)
Florida woman arrested after beating her father for his flatulence


https://mol.im/a/8659551

I couldn't get your link to work, have this one:

Cops: Woman Beat Father Over His Flatulence | The Smoking Gun

One doesn't know where to start with that one: Sharing a bedroom with her father, possibly the biggest wtf in the story????
Not being done for punching her sister two years ago.
And of course, losing her rag over a bit of wind.

AlienUk Aug 24th 2020 11:55 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by zzrmark (Post 12901337)
I couldn't get your link to work, have this one:

Cops: Woman Beat Father Over His Flatulence | The Smoking Gun

One doesn't know where to start with that one: Sharing a bedroom with her father, possibly the biggest wtf in the story????
Not being done for punching her sister two years ago.
And of course, losing her rag over a bit of wind.

Thank you!!

A true Floridian!!!

zzrmark Aug 24th 2020 12:44 pm

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by AlienUk (Post 12901370)
Thank you!!

A true Floridian!!!

I hope that is a statement about her and not me? :lol:

caretaker Sep 16th 2020 11:04 am

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https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/british...2fb59970d5.png

osgood Oct 2nd 2020 3:21 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/lo...ook-at-deputy/

robin1234 Oct 2nd 2020 4:44 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 
I’ve noticed that in the US, petty, as in petty larceny, is sometimes spelled petty, and sometimes petit. I assume in some States it’s one, other States the other?

Pulaski Oct 2nd 2020 5:01 am

Re: Meanwhile in Florida
 

Originally Posted by osgood (Post 12917465)
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/lo...ook-at-deputy/

Florida man accused of throwing holy book at deputy


I hope the police threw the book at him! :getcoat:


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