The Official Off Topic Thread
Jan 16th 2009 | 4:30 am
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Jan 16th 2009 | 4:31 am
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Jan 16th 2009 | 4:32 am
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Chuck Norris does not sleep......... He waits.
Jan 16th 2009 | 4:33 am
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Jan 16th 2009 | 4:33 am
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You Know when Chuck Norris is in Florida every time he Farts there is a Hurricane.
Jan 16th 2009 | 4:33 am
#173
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
Jan 16th 2009 | 4:34 am
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A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second!
Jan 16th 2009 | 4:35 am
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Chuck Norris uses a hammer drill to pick his nose.
Jan 16th 2009 | 4:35 am
#176
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Jan 16th 2009 | 4:37 am
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In Natoma, Kansas, it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits
Jan 16th 2009 | 4:38 am
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Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
Jan 16th 2009 | 4:38 am
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Chuck Norris can suck a fruit pastille without chewing
