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Old Jan 16th 2009 | 4:14 am
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Worshippers at a Muslim shrine in western India drop babies from a tower for good luck. The babies are tossed from the tower onto a cloth sheet more than 50 feet below. The infants land and bounce on a bed-sheet held taut by men 50 feet below, and are quickly passed through the crowd to their mothers.
 
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
I heard Chuck Norris counted to to infinity - twice.
 
Old Jan 16th 2009 | 4:17 am
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Chuck Norris is so fast he can run round the world and punch himself in the back of the head!
 
Old Jan 16th 2009 | 4:18 am
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Cleri needs to spread...... apparently.
 
Old Jan 16th 2009 | 4:20 am
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run round the world and punch himself in the back of the head!
 
Old Jan 16th 2009 | 4:20 am
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run round the world and punch himself in the back of the head!
That explains a lot

Chuck Norris is so hard he gets a One Carrot diamond with every Poo.
 
Old Jan 16th 2009 | 4:21 am
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt
Cleri needs to spread...... apparently.
I´m not sure her Arthritis would allow such behaviour
 
Old Jan 16th 2009 | 4:24 am
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Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
 
Old Jan 16th 2009 | 4:25 am
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I´m not sure her Arthritis would allow such behaviour
Even if it did, her fat thighs probably wont!
 
Old Jan 16th 2009 | 4:26 am
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Chuck Norris say's RM is his bitch.
 
Old Jan 16th 2009 | 4:27 am
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt
Even if it did, her fat thighs probably wont!
At least I'm not bald
 
Old Jan 16th 2009 | 4:28 am
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Originally Posted by Cleri
At least I'm not bald
I do a mean low bikini line
 
Old Jan 16th 2009 | 4:28 am
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Originally Posted by Ka Ora!
I do a mean low bikini line
Do you now...
 
Old Jan 16th 2009 | 4:29 am
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Originally Posted by Cleri
At least I'm not bald
Errrrrr hairy fat thighs, thats even worse
 
Old Jan 16th 2009 | 4:30 am
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Originally Posted by Ka Ora!
I do a mean low bikini line
You´d do any bikini line
 


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