A question for all of us Mozzie fodder out there. Where have you been bitten, that was the most annoying. I remember once being bitten on my eyelid, terrible place to scratch.

Under the butt cheek is quite the annoyance....

Everywhere except my cojones!

...might improve the size.....

Ive had one in the most personal place imaginable!

I shall leave the rest to your imagination!

Imagine getting a bite on your typing fingers, how the hell would you post??!!

That would be worse then where I actually got the bite!

I don't wanna know, far too early!

Its never too early mate.........the itching drove me insane and it was highly embarassing when I itched it!

Wheres your avatar gone?

Its no fun any more, I'm looking for another one....

I imagine your OH was forced to apply his special cream to stop the itch, and discourage unsightly swelling?

I didnt let him near it.......it was bloody sore!

That`ll teach me not to hover over the toilet and to sit on it properly!

Oh!! was it a starfish bite?? I was thinking more Kebab.

I dont get that one LB?

Really?

Maybe I should let it ride then.

Nah!!, I think the nicest way I can put it is - alternative names for your front and back bottoms