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me me May 23rd 2008 6:00 pm

Mozzie bites......
 
A question for all of us Mozzie fodder out there. Where have you been bitten, that was the most annoying. I remember once being bitten on my eyelid, terrible place to scratch. :thumbdown::thumbdown::thumbdown:

busterboy May 23rd 2008 6:04 pm

Re: Mozzie bites......
 

Originally Posted by me me (Post 6387698)
A question for all of us Mozzie fodder out there. Where have you been bitten, that was the most annoying. I remember once being bitten on my eyelid, terrible place to scratch. :thumbdown::thumbdown::thumbdown:

Under the butt cheek is quite the annoyance....

XTreme May 23rd 2008 6:09 pm

Re: Mozzie bites......
 
Everywhere except my cojones! :unsure:

busterboy May 23rd 2008 7:06 pm

Re: Mozzie bites......
 

Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 6387715)
Everywhere except my cojones! :unsure:

...might improve the size.....

Same Difference May 23rd 2008 8:11 pm

Re: Mozzie bites......
 
Ive had one in the most personal place imaginable! :eek:

I shall leave the rest to your imagination!

rugbymatt May 23rd 2008 8:19 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6387950)
Ive had one in the most personal place imaginable! :eek:

I shall leave the rest to your imagination!

Imagine getting a bite on your typing fingers, how the hell would you post??!!

Same Difference May 23rd 2008 8:23 pm

Re: Mozzie bites......
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6387973)
Imagine getting a bite on your typing fingers, how the hell would you post??!!

That would be worse then where I actually got the bite! :lol:

rugbymatt May 23rd 2008 8:24 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6387982)
That would be worse then where I actually got the bite! :lol:

I don't wanna know, far too early!

Same Difference May 23rd 2008 8:25 pm

Re: Mozzie bites......
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6387989)
I don't wanna know, far too early!

Its never too early mate.........the itching drove me insane and it was highly embarassing when I itched it!

Wheres your avatar gone?

rugbymatt May 23rd 2008 8:34 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6387990)
Its never too early mate.........the itching drove me insane and it was highly embarassing when I itched it!

Wheres your avatar gone?

Its no fun any more, I'm looking for another one....

leighbloke May 23rd 2008 8:40 pm

Re: Mozzie bites......
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6387973)
Imagine getting a bite on your typing fingers, how the hell would you post??!!

I imagine your OH was forced to apply his special cream to stop the itch, and discourage unsightly swelling?

Same Difference May 23rd 2008 8:42 pm

Re: Mozzie bites......
 

Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6388029)
I imagine your OH was forced to apply his special cream to stop the itch, and discourage unsightly swelling?

I didnt let him near it.......it was bloody sore!

That`ll teach me not to hover over the toilet and to sit on it properly!

leighbloke May 23rd 2008 8:44 pm

Re: Mozzie bites......
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6388034)
I didnt let him near it.......it was bloody sore!

That`ll teach me not to hover over the toilet and to sit on it properly!

Oh!! was it a starfish bite?? I was thinking more Kebab.

Same Difference May 23rd 2008 8:45 pm

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6388043)
Oh!! was it a starfish bite?? I was thinking more Kebab.

I dont get that one LB? :confused:

leighbloke May 23rd 2008 8:50 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6388047)
I dont get that one LB? :confused:

Really?

Maybe I should let it ride then.

Nah!!, I think the nicest way I can put it is - alternative names for your front and back bottoms


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