I'm having an erection
#106
Sorry for your early shock Cleopatra & Gazz
#113
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Haven't read much of this other than the title and first post.
But it reminds me of when I worked in Town Planning and it was my turn to be Duty Officer.
I'd only been in the job about a week, when I answered the phone and the guy on the other end asked me if he needed Planning Permission to have an erection in the garden.
The answer actually IS 'it depends how big it is'.
This is all true, but.....I'll get me coat anyway.
But it reminds me of when I worked in Town Planning and it was my turn to be Duty Officer.
I'd only been in the job about a week, when I answered the phone and the guy on the other end asked me if he needed Planning Permission to have an erection in the garden.
The answer actually IS 'it depends how big it is'.
This is all true, but.....I'll get me coat anyway.
#114
Haven't read much of this other than the title and first post.
But it reminds me of when I worked in Town Planning and it was my turn to be Duty Officer.
I'd only been in the job about a week, when I answered the phone and the guy on the other end asked me if he needed Planning Permission to have an erection in the garden.
The answer actually IS 'it depends how big it is'.
This is all true, but.....I'll get me coat anyway.
But it reminds me of when I worked in Town Planning and it was my turn to be Duty Officer.
I'd only been in the job about a week, when I answered the phone and the guy on the other end asked me if he needed Planning Permission to have an erection in the garden.
The answer actually IS 'it depends how big it is'.
This is all true, but.....I'll get me coat anyway.
#115
Ex Expat







Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 2,140
From: West Midlands, ex Granada province











It was slightly too big so he wasn't granted permission until he had got it down to a reasonable size.



