That made me laff flick it and hope ....not sure which way round this works

Welcome to BE...........good first post!

I have asked Mal for an erection, hopefully I will get one by this time next year Have decided I need one round the side of the house where I can encourage plants to grownp with pretty flowers on in fact two would be good

Don`t be greedy, just have one and dangle yer flowers each side of it.

Jeez, my erection just keeps coming up again and again!!! Its very popular!

Crispy, if you have to give Mal a years notice for an erection then its a sad and sorry story! I got mine up in a month with no problem!

What did you use to get an erection that quick?

He must`ve got a man in!

Experience

Yes I got a couple of quotes but the first couldn't handle an erection of that size so I had to rely on specialists. They said that size wasn't everything.

You must have been very pleased Mitz

As you have already said Mitz you had help with your erection, Mal on the other hand hopes to do my erection on his own, well mostly on his own I will of course be lending him a hand or two to achieve the finish product

That big of an erection it needs two hands eh Crispy?

Just hope it isn`t a flop

Its a saying I've always lived by

Well you should be proud of him.

Only the biggest for me


Mal doesn't know the meaning of the word


As always Mitz, as always

I want an double arch, do you think it is possible, after all Mal is no spring chicken