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Even Wembley has excellent facilities but if you went today there would be piss all over the floor.

Maybe they should have taken DHL's idea up for games like when Poland who had more tickets than us came, and install Squat toilets to appease the fans.

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as I know very well the man in charge of the facilities at Wembley I am sure that the state of the floor will annoy him
;)

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Indeed. The reactions I am interested in provoking are rational thought and common courtesy.

This was, in this particular instance, brought on by reading your delightful post where you refer to "potty training" grown adults, saying that they are not "house broken", a term reserved for animals among those with a reasonable command of the English language. Presumably you also wished to get a reaction with this post, unless this is simply your usual way of talking.

It is, of course, a long-valued British standard to simply take the piss when that is warranted, hence my remark about hands and wiping. I, for one, wish to uphold this important British standard.

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I can only speak for the female toilets at Heathrow but they are very clean, Gatwick too. It does suprise me how many don't wash their hands. Most hotels now have a handspray before entering the dining room...not many use it:sneaky:

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Who knows what goes on behind the scenes in the kitchens of expensive hotels and restaurants ?
I've seen enough myself to much prefer eating at home.

Here's a couple of examples,
.......often one grubby cloth to wipe the sweat of their brows and elsewhere before using it to clean the edge of the of plates and that's after poking about in the food with their fingers to rearrange it.

No time to wash their hands after the toilet, cos they're all too busy running around like blue arsed flies trying to keep up with the orders.

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Joseph Conrad didn't speak English until his late 20's but wrote in English and is considered to be one of the finest English novelists.... Just saying.

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They had Editors in those days, even Jane Austen had one. Who knows how many mistakes they made.

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Yes I know that so what? what relevance does it have to my comment or are you just making sure you get your required number of posts in today

OOPs I forgot LIW is your tag team partner thats why you made the totally irrelevant comment

My apologies I should have remembered that.

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Your tactic of dismissing people simply because they don't roll over to your aggressive style of posting is curious. You sound like someone who is annoyed that others dare post on a thread or forum and are only here to act like some sort of sheriff. Basically anyone with a high post count is simply here to keep that count ticking over and those with a low post count are self righteous and somehow holier, more worthy of an opinion. Anyway, no point to make, just keeping my post count ticking over and passing comment. Carry on.

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You seem to project a lot IMO, I'm pretty sure my posts dont come across as agressive to most people apart from you who manages to read that in them. Believe it or not I'm much more of a lurker than a poster. Anyway I do have to be honest and say your opinion matters very little to me.

I'll ask this ... Just when did I dismiss anyone?

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Who'd have thought that we have so much in common eh?

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LOL quite amusing :-)

My turn to project...

I think you are the sort of poster who absolutely has to have the last word

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Oh the irony of this post!

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Wait for it.......

It all helps towards his post count. ;)

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There you go.....beat me to it.

Well done RM, ......true to form as usual. ;)

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LOL looks like my projection about him was right eh ;-)

I must say I understand now why the description PLM gets used on here

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Poster with nearly 10,000 posts criticizes posted with over 40,000 posts about posting too much on an Internet forum.... Priceless! (Watch the idiots assume that's me telling them I'm superior because my post count is higher like last time)

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well considering more than 50% are of this nature and actually don't progress the discussion
along with
<<Hi guys whats new>>
<<Hi whats happening>>

stop getting shitty because you think you are superior Matt and enter into a proper discussion instead of pulling the tortoise shell around you
you make alot of sense when in the right mood - just that seems to be a mercurial thing at the moment.
:blink:

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Not that familiar with what "irony" means then I guess....

Dear god, it's like speaking to a special needs person around here sometimes, even when I put in a post that I'm expecting someone to completely misunderstand my post people misunderstand my post.... It's getting ridiculous!

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if you can't see the problem then perhaps you are the problem
:(

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Look, you got the wrong end of the stick in your initial post, you made the same stupid mistake everyone else did and completely missed the irony and then tried to redefine the definition of "irony"...... No one is going to judge you if you just back away now, least of all me....

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Hey guys, let's get back on topic. If you want to disagree with RM's views that's fine but it's getting petty now. Having said that where were we:confused::confused:

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Err, deep in the brown stuff as best I recall. ;) :rofl:

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Errr that was it....shall we move on:rofl:

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A bit like, young brits doing their summerholidays really, some come from backward rural areas as well, the worse ones are the city types, should know better...innit

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....or elderly Spanish out here in the sticks who just lob it out and let rip wherever they may be standing at the time. :blink:

....like one guy yesterday out walking with his Mrs, who let go right in the middle of a country road with other people out walking in fairly close proximity.

We managed to negotiate our way around it, but even my dog who always goes off the road and under a bush, was as disgusted as I was. :frown:

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Some of them do number twos as well - I've caught then at it several limes when out early with the dogs and I'm forever seeing the evidence. One of the dogs will eat it if I don't watch it.:eek:

It's not only those dirty foreigners who need potty training though. We have friends who have a lively youngsters bar in Gibraltar and they have given up replacing the toilet seats twice a week.

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yuk !

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Many moons ago a pal of mine got locked up for the night for pissing on a statue of Franco.
It seemed common practice at the time amongst the Spanish but for whatever reason he was the one that got pulled. :confused:

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Apologies for getting back to the original topic but did anyone see the article in the Sunday Times yesterday "Islamist plot to take over schools". Haven't linked to it as it's on subscription. Covered here. Interesting part in the plot/plan is to have a white head of the school as a front:sneaky:

http://www.secularism.org.uk/news/20...chools-exposed

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You must have read that the documents concern an extreme group the Salafists?
https://www.google.co.uk/#q=salafist...vid=1658542414

Interesting, that at the same time I am taking part in a discussion on the India Forum about the forced conversion of Hindus by Christians in India!!

As others have said here any religion can be the cause of much misery in the world.

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Then eradicate it and all will be ok, Jellyfish have survived for more than 500 million years without a brain !

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Yes, but in this case we are discussing British Standards. Tit for tat doesn't make it better. In one part of Africa Christians are burning Muslim villages. Another part Muslims are specialising in burning Christian schools. Saw yesterday in Pakistan they are murdering medical staff giving Polio vaccines to children. I am more interested what is happening in the UK...something we could/should do something about.

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Agree.

If people want a thread about how the chrisians are bashing the muslims, the Baptists are looking the other the other way and the Jews are selling tickets, they should start a thread.

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One is posh, it's got a hole cut in a chair:rofl: can't be easy to keep your burka clean;)

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And it does not look like it has a chain to flush !

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I looked to the pig toilets that were mentioned. I won't go into detail.

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Multi quotes are way too clever for me ;)
J2 and Meme are making very good points.
I for one am sick and tired of every thread in PDT being dragged back to muslim topics.
The same few always trying to make every topic about muslims yet without the balls to actually start a thread re muslims!
It´s become tedious, quite pathetic and very transparent. It would seem the "usual suspects" are not the likes of the above mentioned two, plus a few others, myself included, but those pointing their self righteous fingers in a desperate search for unloading their own bile and racist views upon.
Another thread for which I now head towards the exit door. :sick:

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Yep. Let's stick to muslim bashing on this thread.

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Don't use PLM, self control is the key to longevity on BE,
as seen on a daily basis on the hot topics.:thumbsup::rofl: