Try this one about Spanish/ rest of the world Sexual Racists in El Mundo, there is also a sex test in Spanish.

Its more humour than abuse, so chill, no slagging of our fellow hombres.

http://www.elmundo.es/elmundo/2009/0...253868948.html

Hmmm, from too rough to too domineering....... I´ll have to do some checking.

Hey if i dint buy Johns hed still be commando

Buying undies for your husband is one thing, but buying Y-fronts for your grown-up son (who probably should've moved out 10 years ago) is a step too far when it comes to romantic encounters. Especially when they are baggy mercadillo jobs...

Are you trying to say that we are mummies boys.

Well I am not having that, and am most offened.

I was taking to my mum the other day, and although she came over to iron our clothes, she still gave a valid opinion.
She said that she loves her little babies and she does not spoil us or treat us like little princes.
When she asked me to give her a hand to pull the fridge out so that she could mop behind it, I didnt hesitate.
I was once so distressed to see how much pain she was in when she was polishing the floor one day, I could hardly watch the footie...... so during half time I went to the shop and bought her some knee pads.
The look on her face was priceless, she was amazed at my thoughtfulness.

I have been known to help her put the lawn mower back in the shed too, she has a hard enough job getting it out, without having to struggle to put it back, and to be honest she does do a good job in our
garden.

PMSL big time






Does she still send you to your room as well for being a very naughty boy

Not as often as she used to.

Leaves that to the OH, eh

we know men never grow up


but Spanish men are the worst

Hey you.........how very dare you............bloody cheek.........fume fume fume.

But we love them dearly in spite of it! I guess many British people are just jealous, they'd love to be spoilt so thoroughly by their parents (personally I'd hate it but perhaps it's a man thing? Rhetoric question). Most of us are kicked out of the nest asap, either directly or by being driving so insane that we can't stand it any more!

I was kidding, my mum did not spoil us, she adapted to the British ways, and boy was I glad of that.
When I see how some of my aunts and cousins are with their children, it makes me want to gag.
A cousin of mine still cuts up her "little" boys meat, the little f**k*r is nearly 11 years old.
He lays on the sofa and she put his shoes and socks on. I have to leave the room.
He is always being rushed to the doctor, there is always a thermometor at hand to check to see if he has "fever".
But the funny thing is, he is a big hefty lad, but they have made him into a big girls blouse.
He rules the roost, he decides what everyone watches on the telly, and the family think the sun shines out of his backside.
Maybe it is because he is an only child, but God help the woman who marries him.

Sounds like no woman with half a brain would - or if she did, it wouldn't last long (apols to yr family, of course)

The best lovers in the world .....................

NOT Italian men that's for sure.
They're good at charm, good at flirting but pretty hopeless in the sack.

(I haven't slept with all of them of course).

So are you trying to say that you have slept with most of them???????