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fionamw Sep 29th 2009 11:41 am

The best lovers in the world are.......
 
Well, the Dutch are too rough, Greek soppy, Swedish too quick to finish, Germans too smelly, & guess what English men let the women do all the work.... so girls, who's going to confirm what the Daily Mail said Tuesday - Spain is number one on the 'best lover' list!

(nos 2,3,4 - Brazil, Italy, France...???)

goaty Sep 29th 2009 1:10 pm

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English women last on the list for sure.

the troubadour Sep 29th 2009 3:15 pm

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Originally Posted by goaty (Post 7976211)
English women last on the list for sure.

Although a nose ahead of Australian and New Zealand,some may say.

Veleta Sep 29th 2009 5:38 pm

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Originally Posted by fionamw (Post 7976053)
Well, the Dutch are too rough, Greek soppy, Swedish too quick to finish, Germans too smelly, & guess what English men let the women do all the work.... so girls, who's going to confirm what the Daily Mail said Tuesday - Spain is number one on the 'best lover' list!

(nos 2,3,4 - Brazil, Italy, France...???)


Naaah. What do the Daily Mail know about anything? I wouldn't believe them if they told me that grass was green.

I'd put Italians at number one.....as long as you don't expect them to still be there the next morning. But then the survey wasn't about loyalty. ;)

cricketman Sep 29th 2009 7:36 pm

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Originally Posted by Veleta (Post 7976672)
Naaah. What do the Daily Mail know about anything? I wouldn't believe them if they told me that grass was green.

I'd put Italians at number one.....as long as you don't expect them to still be there the next morning. But then the survey wasn't about loyalty. ;)

When I was in London I went out with a couple of Spanish friends who spent the whole evening chasing a not-so-attractive English girl. I didnt see the attraction for them as obviously I think Spanish girls are so beautiful.

They said speaking to Spanish women is like speaking to their sister as they are so down to earth. They like English women because they lead them a merry dance, they enjoy the chase.

Thought I'd share that anecdote as thought it was interesting - and I kind of agreed with them afterwards

SaritaBarcelona Oct 11th 2009 9:55 am

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I would agree that Spanish men can be pretty hot, from what my friends have told me, of course... But as long as you don't mind that there is often a girlfriend somewhere on the scene, or that their mum might come home any minute, or that they pack carpet slippers when they go on a dirty weekend, or that they are often stoned, or that they will be flirting with your friend as soon as your back is turned, or that their underwear was bought by their mum... Oh the stories my friends have told me... One of my personal anecdotes is that I went out with a Basque police bodyguard years ago, and I finally got to say "is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"!

I will probably regret this thread for the rest of my life...

big wheels Oct 11th 2009 10:41 am

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Heaven is a place where:
The lovers are Italian
The cooks are French
The mechanics are German
The police are English
And it’s all run by the Swiss

Hell is a place where:
The lovers are Swiss
The cooks are English
The mechanics are French
The police are German
And it’s all run by the Italians

;):)

SaritaBarcelona Oct 11th 2009 10:49 am

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Like it!!

jdr Oct 11th 2009 6:12 pm

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Originally Posted by SaritaBarcelona (Post 8008723)
I would agree that Spanish men can be pretty hot, from what my friends have told me, of course... But as long as you don't mind that there is often a girlfriend somewhere on the scene, or that their mum might come home any minute, or that they pack carpet slippers when they go on a dirty weekend, or that they are often stoned, or that they will be flirting with your friend as soon as your back is turned, or that their underwear was bought by their mum... Oh the stories my friends have told me... One of my personal anecdotes is that I went out with a Basque police bodyguard years ago, and I finally got to say "is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"!

I will probably regret this thread for the rest of my life...

I think I agree with that. lol
It really p´s me off when I go shopping for clothes and can´t get near the stuff for women buying their husbands kit. lol

Jur Oct 11th 2009 7:13 pm

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Originally Posted by fionamw (Post 7976053)
Well, the Dutch are too rough, Greek soppy, Swedish too quick to finish, Germans too smelly, & guess what English men let the women do all the work.... so girls, who's going to confirm what the Daily Mail said Tuesday - Spain is number one on the 'best lover' list!

(nos 2,3,4 - Brazil, Italy, France...???)

That´s just great :( .did the article really state that?

fionamw Oct 11th 2009 7:19 pm

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Originally Posted by Jur (Post 8009527)
That´s just great :( .did the article really state that?

Yip, or I paraphrased. Certainly not a judgement from me.... have no experience, apart from anything else:sneaky:

lynnxa Oct 11th 2009 7:23 pm

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Originally Posted by fionamw (Post 8009534)
I have no experience

none:confused:;)

fionamw Oct 11th 2009 7:30 pm

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Originally Posted by lynnxa (Post 8009543)
none:confused:;)

not Dutch, no:p

chulo Oct 11th 2009 8:23 pm

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I`d like to meet/speak to the person who carried out the survey.:rofl:

How many did you :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

fionamw Oct 11th 2009 9:03 pm

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Originally Posted by chulo (Post 8009651)
I`d like to meet/speak to the person who carried out the survey.:rofl:

How many did you :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


Having just checked back (I've chucked the paper long ago) to get a link to post, I realise that the hard copy of the Mail I quoted from didn't include the actual chart - which makes the story I read a little inaccurate. The Dutch were deemed too domineering, the Americans too rough. Sorry Nederlanders:o

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...le-sheets.html If this doesn't work, cos I couldn't cut & paste for some reason, I just googled The best lovers in the world Daily Mail & it was first on the search.

hilarious link, I thought!


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