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Forum: The Barbie
Nov 24th 2010, 10:25 am
Replies: 582
Views: 60,376
Posted By Alfresco

Re: The 2010 Joke thread (Definitely not child friendly, you've been warned)

What do suicide bombers sleep on when training?
Forum: The Barbie
Nov 10th 2010, 9:13 pm
Replies: 582
Views: 60,376
Posted By Alfresco

Re: The 2010 Joke thread (Definitely not child friendly, you've been warned)

Not when you have people blocking half the aisle having a convo. ;)
Forum: The Barbie
Nov 9th 2010, 8:24 pm
Replies: 582
Views: 60,376
Posted By Alfresco

Re: The 2010 Joke thread (Definitely not child friendly, you've been warned)

This guys is pushing his kid around Sainsburys in a stroller (buggy) on a Saturday morning while the wife is merrily shopping up ahead. The kid is pulling stuff from the shelves, then throwing them...
Forum: The Barbie
Nov 5th 2010, 7:55 am
Replies: 582
Views: 60,376
Posted By Alfresco

Re: The 2010 Joke thread (Definitely not child friendly, you've been warned)

Life Explained by Scientific Graphs.


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_orkXxp0bhEA/TD0XgoC5wOI/AAAAAAAAfAM/3AgAmwLBIfc/s400/100714-graph-1.gif


...
Forum: The Barbie
Oct 22nd 2010, 5:47 am
Replies: 582
Views: 60,376
Posted By Alfresco

Re: The 2010 Joke thread (Definitely not child friendly, you've been warned)

No, just empty promises from agencies. :rolleyes:
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 15th 2010, 5:37 am
Replies: 582
Views: 60,376
Posted By Alfresco

Re: The 2010 Joke thread

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On...
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 6th 2010, 4:13 pm
Replies: 582
Views: 60,376
Posted By Alfresco

Re: The 2010 Joke thread

:rofl:
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 21st 2010, 5:20 pm
Replies: 582
Views: 60,376
Posted By Alfresco

Re: The 2010 Joke thread

The skirts are really short at Wimbledon this year...


Apparently you'll be able to almost see Serena's balls!
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 19th 2010, 6:13 pm
Replies: 582
Views: 60,376
Posted By Alfresco

Re: The 2010 Joke thread

Yep I agree. Perverting my innocent joke. :(
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 17th 2010, 6:18 pm
Replies: 582
Views: 60,376
Posted By Alfresco

Re: The 2010 Joke thread

What did the locals call Postman Pat after he retired?
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 16th 2010, 7:33 pm
Replies: 582
Views: 60,376
Posted By Alfresco

Re: The 2010 Joke thread

Did you hear about the gynecologist who recently emmigrated to Australia but couldn't a get job, so he retrained and became a motor mechanic instead.

He now services cars through the exhaust!
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 11th 2010, 2:35 pm
Replies: 582
Views: 60,376
Posted By Alfresco

Re: The 2010 Joke thread

What do you call a Frenchman wearing thongs to the beach?
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 6th 2010, 9:17 am
Replies: 582
Views: 60,376
Posted By Alfresco

Re: The 2010 Joke thread

If at first you don't succeed...


then skydiving is not for you!
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 4th 2010, 8:28 pm
Replies: 582
Views: 60,376
Posted By Alfresco

Re: The 2010 Joke thread

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the flat,
was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities. ...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 2nd 2010, 1:35 pm
Replies: 582
Views: 60,376
Posted By Alfresco

Re: The 2010 Joke thread

There once was a girl from Connecticut
Who flagged down a bus in her pecticut
The conductor agreed
It was done out of need
And done with the utmost of ecticut!
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 2nd 2010, 9:09 am
Replies: 582
Views: 60,376
Posted By Alfresco

Re: The 2010 Joke thread

Like "Last Say" every 3 years. ;)
Forum: The Barbie
May 28th 2010, 3:15 pm
Replies: 582
Views: 60,376
Posted By Alfresco

Re: The 2010 Joke thread

A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk.

The head monk said, "You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years."

The...
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