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Forum: Immigration, Visas & Citizenship (Australia)
Dec 23rd 2007, 5:00 am
Replies: 15
Views: 2,441
Posted By premkit

Re: VISA REFUSED

yes we were using an agent, wont say who. they would not have got my recommendation even if we got the visa. very poor communication, they only wrote a 2 line email with the attachment from the case...
Forum: Immigration, Visas & Citizenship (Australia)
Dec 23rd 2007, 2:13 am
Replies: 15
Views: 2,441
Posted By premkit

VISA REFUSED

our youngest son 6 has 10 hours per week one to one in his school. this is the reason for the refusal. he has no medical problems, no statement label ( ADHD, AUTISTIC). He is just slower than the...
Forum: The Barbie
Nov 7th 2007, 9:34 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 129,380
Posted By premkit

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Black Hills.


Cowboy: "Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"


Indian: "Dog no talk."


Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Forum: The Barbie
Nov 3rd 2007, 1:05 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 129,380
Posted By premkit

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

The Why's of Men





1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
Forum: The Barbie
Nov 3rd 2007, 12:58 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 129,380
Posted By premkit

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

CELIBACY

Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling, take celibacy.


This can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.



While attending a Marriage...
Forum: The Barbie
Nov 3rd 2007, 12:56 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 129,380
Posted By premkit

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

GOLF ON CHRISTMAS MORNING



Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one

Remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed

and without an...
Forum: The Barbie
Nov 3rd 2007, 12:54 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 129,380
Posted By premkit

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

Order in court.

Defense Attorney: What is your age?

Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you on the first of April of...
Forum: The Barbie
Oct 8th 2007, 10:20 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 129,380
Posted By premkit

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

TURNER BROWN

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.



The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and...
Forum: The Barbie
Oct 8th 2007, 10:18 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 129,380
Posted By premkit

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

Steamy Love Poem
>>
>> I will seek and find
>> You . .
>>
>> I shall take you to bed
>> and have my way with
>> you.
>>
>> I will make you ache,
Forum: The Barbie
Oct 8th 2007, 10:16 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 129,380
Posted By premkit

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling, take celibacy.


This can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.



While attending a Marriage Encounter...
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 12th 2007, 9:40 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 129,380
Posted By premkit

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

Real Classified Ad's

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES..
Mother,...
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 12th 2007, 9:36 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 129,380
Posted By premkit

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

I've had a really bad day!

I rear-ended a car today.

I tell you, it was a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said "I am...
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 12th 2007, 9:31 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 129,380
Posted By premkit

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks

'Exthcuthe me - do you have any widdle wabbits?'

The shop keeper's heart melts . . . he gets down on his knees

so that he is on her level and...
Forum: Australia
Jul 27th 2007, 12:39 am
Replies: 147
Views: 11,114
Posted By premkit

Re: Lancashire Meet, Part 3, 28th July 2007

so sorry we can not make tomorrow. i have to work, you would thing a self employed kitchen fitter could choose when i work.
B+Q deliveries:thumbdown:

so unless customer tells me not to...
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 27th 2007, 12:26 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 129,380
Posted By premkit

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

Cajun Pregnancy

Way down in Louisiana, Bubba's lady h ad been pregnant for some time, and now the time had come. So, he brought her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She...
Forum: Australia
Jul 22nd 2007, 10:00 am
Replies: 16
Views: 1,676
Posted By premkit

Re: Another house building thread!

please keep the pictures coming, any supprises along the way?

ray
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 21st 2007, 10:29 pm
Replies: 7
Views: 589
Posted By premkit

Re: Golf

like it :lol:
Forum: Australia
Jul 18th 2007, 9:55 am
Replies: 8
Views: 584
Posted By premkit

Re: warringtonians can you help??!!

any of you warringtons going to the lancashire meet in bolton in 2 weeks?
Forum: Australia
Jul 15th 2007, 3:55 am
Replies: 36
Views: 3,882
Posted By premkit

Re: son with learning difficulty

Nic and eddy where are you in the process?
Forum: Australia
Jul 15th 2007, 3:50 am
Replies: 36
Views: 3,882
Posted By premkit

Re: son with learning difficulty

Hi Julie
we had to give everything you have ever had from any one dealing with your childs needs/difficulties. speech and language reports, pediatrician. local childhood behavior nurse, school...
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 15th 2007, 1:54 am
Replies: 268
Views: 24,493
Posted By premkit

Re: A sad goodbye and thankyou

Awfull double blow, hope the luck in life from now on is good.

very best wishes

ray + val
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 11th 2007, 10:16 am
Replies: 11
Views: 683
Posted By premkit

Re: Last holiday in europe

Madrid, there is lots to see, lots to do. we are going next mth for a long week end.
try to make the most of it, no lying in the sun for the week you can do that in aus. Madrid, Athens,...
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 2nd 2007, 11:00 am
Replies: 42
Views: 1,557
Posted By premkit

Re: DIY - SOS

Well done you.
from a kitchen fitter, ive got to say not many women would have worked it out. even taking the valve off is sometimes a bugger.

keep a low profile please, you are doing me out...
Forum: Australia
Jun 22nd 2007, 9:49 am
Replies: 41
Views: 6,352
Posted By premkit

Re: Need your help with the family twat guys?

just state Melbourne has got heaps better since all the twats left years ago.
and do all of the other threads.

then find some out of date beer, along with those sausages at the bottom of the...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 17th 2007, 3:57 am
Replies: 26
Views: 1,408
Posted By premkit

Re: What am I doing???

The he be ge bees hit us all, usually towards the end of this long process. going with no family to lean on is hard, and there will be bad times,tears and tantrums. this is life as the new ex...
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