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Forum: Middle East
Jan 11th 2006, 8:04 am
Replies: 44
Views: 2,391
Posted By Almas

Re: Eid Mubarak.

Yo peterod or whatever.

u Are a fake and you got caught at it.

Whether you worked ever in Saudi still remains to be seen and I doubt you ever visited the place.

I refrained from commenting...
Forum: Middle East
Jan 6th 2006, 11:49 pm
Replies: 32
Views: 1,945
Posted By Almas

Re: Difficult Choices

Why u ask? Wana sine up to my Fans club???

LMAOROFL
Forum: Middle East
Jan 6th 2006, 11:20 pm
Replies: 32
Views: 1,945
Posted By Almas

Re: Difficult Choices

Yo mate. If you are the Villa and Car delivered type of geezer. Then why dont ya stop blowing our balls and "instruct" your chauffeur or maid or assistant or secretary or window cleaner or whomever...
Forum: Middle East
Dec 28th 2005, 8:12 am
Replies: 71
Views: 33,665
Posted By Almas

Re: dubai vs. Kuwait cost of living

- 2 bed average is AED 7000 per month
- Car new or used is AED 2500 per month
- Food + maid + misc is AED 6000 per month

Total salary is AED 15000 + your saving of AED 9000 and grand total will...
Forum: Middle East
Dec 19th 2005, 10:41 pm
Replies: 6
Views: 695
Posted By Almas

Re: Arabic graphic production

Dontyajustluv these unprofessional open ended job ads.

"The candidate will be placed in a short-term contract, with possibility of permanent job."
This means that we have an immediate need as we...
Forum: Middle East
Dec 18th 2005, 2:03 am
Replies: 13
Views: 698
Posted By Almas

Re: Christmas....cant seem to get there this year

:) :) :)

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Forum: Middle East
Dec 18th 2005, 12:40 am
Replies: 17
Views: 1,240
Posted By Almas

Re: Qatar Profile

Ohh. I forgot to indicate that recent stat show Qatar population at 863,051. (including the geezas in Edgware road).

Anyone wants to do the calculations as to how many this translates to in the...
Forum: Middle East
Dec 18th 2005, 12:25 am
Replies: 17
Views: 1,240
Posted By Almas

Re: Qatar Profile

Mouahahaha. Tx 4 making ma sunday with the ludicrous reading of the history of Qatar:

Quote
Archaeological discoveries, inscriptions and a collection of exquisite pottery which were found in...
Forum: Middle East
Dec 17th 2005, 11:49 pm
Replies: 13
Views: 698
Posted By Almas

Re: Christmas....cant seem to get there this year

U R G E N T

Anyone has CN/gf home address????

.
Forum: Middle East
Dec 13th 2005, 11:07 am
Replies: 17
Views: 1,396
Posted By Almas

Re: Aussie Riots! We Grew Here????

Actually it is: "We brew here, You flue here"

OK - OK. Give them back their Beer!!!!!
Forum: Middle East
Dec 10th 2005, 10:21 pm
Replies: 18
Views: 1,164
Posted By Almas

Re: DRA To Introduce Road Toll Soon!

Ouuuu GranDad, Ur showin ur age.
Now go izee on da ZimmerFrame as a bit doadgy on da trailer!
Forum: Middle East
Dec 10th 2005, 5:53 am
Replies: 18
Views: 1,164
Posted By Almas

Re: DRA To Introduce Road Toll Soon!

Nopes, it iz called Dubai/ Jumeirah with Sheikh Xayed road being da motorway and HardRock is da Marker or az vee call it "Chek Point Shami".

Once u pass da Emirates twins and u have the Burj...
Forum: Middle East
Dec 8th 2005, 4:39 am
Replies: 27
Views: 1,333
Posted By Almas

Re: inflight meals

Inflight meals on airlines is a bit of a joke.

1- If you are in first, then just ask for the bottle of bubly and stock up on caviar and foie gras. Forget the warm(ed) stuff.

2- If you are on...
Forum: Middle East
Dec 5th 2005, 10:13 am
Replies: 28
Views: 10,549
Posted By Almas

Re: Name 3 things lacking in Dubai...

Ohhh dat is so uncontroversial:

Let's see:

1- They lack an underground tube station where they can officially shoot people at will.

2- They lack a strong army to invade and spread democracy...
Forum: Middle East
Dec 4th 2005, 10:57 pm
Replies: 45
Views: 3,315
Posted By Almas

Re: Restaurants In Dubai

CasaNova

tx & +
Forum: Middle East
Dec 4th 2005, 5:30 am
Replies: 45
Views: 3,315
Posted By Almas

Re: Restaurants In Dubai

Aha JamBase.

Enter straight, take sharp right and right again.

If you are not there in 3mn then you are either smoking a Sheesha in the plein air or you are at the joint on the water next to...
Forum: Middle East
Dec 4th 2005, 4:14 am
Replies: 45
Views: 3,315
Posted By Almas

Re: Restaurants In Dubai

NooNoo said:

1. Why do you live here?
2. Where is it you hang out? Library?

1- I don't live in Doobay but vegetate there.
2- You will usually find me at midnite under the moonlite.

And...
Forum: Middle East
Dec 2nd 2005, 11:11 pm
Replies: 45
Views: 3,315
Posted By Almas

Re: Restaurants In Dubai

Buddha Bar profile:

A- Crowds before midnite
B- Crowds after midnite

A- Crowds before midnite (actually before 1:30am)
A1- Brits on budget with some kind of reasonable salary who would not...
Forum: Middle East
Dec 2nd 2005, 9:42 pm
Replies: 15
Views: 1,058
Posted By Almas

Re: How to get healthy, nice looking babies?

For 100% - genuine - bona fide beautiful babies.

Look up your nearest plastic surgeon in da fonebook!
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