I quite liked LSB, although was a bit taken back that a bottle of beer and a GnT was 120dh. Some proper twats in there though. Really hate these wannabe brits.

Some Grade A tosspots in this town . My twat threshold is lower than 2007/8 .

Stay strong.

Twats - can't work out if more or less at the moment? I mean, I'm still here so there must be others.

I know there are others in fact. I shouted at a man in the pub on Thursday night because he was a horrid middle aged ****tard being rude to staff.

It is a truth universally acknowledged by the English that everyone is a twat. Except himself.

What/who is a "wannabe brit"?

Never mind the deeper question: why?...

Americans who think the UK is one large PG Wodehouse novel, and the rest of the world who thinks having a 'keep calm, carry on' mug or poster and wearing something with the Union Jack is 'cool'.

It's full of them , worse than before . Mostly tinpot salesman with tight jeans and no socks , the birds are the same stamp . Same eyebrows , bags and stupid cock legged poses for brunch photos .

Dubai's just a massive version of Geordie Shore and Towie.

I want to put Room 101 forum threads in there. Stop moaning. PMA.

I think CoDurham boy summed it up quite well. Men with funny haircuts, little beards and no socks, walking like they have a large torch in their pocket. All sales people, and their nasty drunk women with bad eyebrows.

Example:
I was standing at the balcony with a group of three others. We were not drunk and were just listening to the music and having fun. This drunk girl just barged in and pushed us all out of the way. So very rude. She refused to move and then complained to me about the attitude of my friends who had pointed out that was where they were standing and had made it difficult for her.

I said... "look, I really have no issue with you standing there - in fact, I pretty much support it as I was getting bored talking to them (cue lots of drunk nods, and agreement, until I delivered the punchline)... I just really wish you were better looking and your breath didn't smell so stale."

I was then told to fuc k off, and got a few chest dabs, before my bouncer mate removed her - he had been watching her and following her around. It was her mate I felt sorry for the most, having to follow her around all night picking her out of trouble. What an evening she had.

Behavior like that is just not needed.

I never said I wasn't.

Then again, I always wear socks.

Hallelujah.

No, but they all think they're different. They all think they're instagram famous models etc etc etc.


Another thing for Room 101 (avoiding the obvious choice of Dumbo's terrible irony); two finger poses in photos. Either way round, just hateful. You're not cool, **** off.

"Moaning" is excellent therapy- it's better than stabbing someone in the face.

Which reminds me... one thing that should definitely not go into room 101 is Instagram. Despite the obvious social issues it is creating among the younger fairer sex, I do enjoy my daily feed of soft porn and girls twerking. Why they do it is beyond me, but I do like to observe these car crashes.

Totally, it's great for a skim through on the bog or when having a burner. I'm definitely not glued to it, I'd still look at facebook or my emails over it, but I have a slide through every couple of days I reckon.

There's no filter that would help these skip rats look better after been battered all night in some crusty flat in the JLT off a Pepperami salesman from Croydon