No idea............. but Oscar has just scored one of the great goals anywhere anywhen.....

Wembley latest:

Dirty vicious down-to-ten-men African cheats 2, dirty vicious lucky-to-still-have-eleven-men South American cheats 0 (half-time)........

[fleet of ambulances en route to stadium]

A short while ago, Zulfiya Chinshanlo (5ft 1in) broke her own world record by lifting exactly the weight of The Dean above her head............

Breaking News: Women's Water Polo Suddenly Becomes More Interesting Shock:



http://t.co/ozhmtYFB

https://twitter.com/mighty_lizard/st...859520/photo/1

what? the one at the back isn't wearing her gum shield?

Who's this knacker commentating ?

brilliant!

what a lovely lady

http://vimeo.com/46518877

I have another Olympics related question : Why is there an inverse correlation between athletic ability and brain size???

That's not very nice or clever thing to say on twatter is it?

For those who struggle with slang french, it says something like: "I f' hate you Koreans, go burn yourselves you brainless retards."

The swiss player isn't playing anymore...

Appeal? Appeal??? How dare they??? He fell off...........

Right, that's it........... i'm off to tweet something suitably racist..... well, everyone else does:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/olympics/19054995

[the missing quote is 'mentally handicapped retards']

.......... and dramatic inaction at the fencing............ Korean woman beaten by German - refuses to move while her officials appeal (she's been sitting there motionless for about an hour now).

It's 'live' on OSN Sports 3 if you want to watch her doing nothing........

>blush<

It says 'Click Image For Larger Version', but I'm not sure that's a good idea......