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BurpusMe Aug 24th 2010 11:22 am

Re: Dating Etiquette
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 8799190)
Was that you I saw dashing in and out of the Ally Pally?

It weren't I!

Millhouse Aug 24th 2010 11:22 am

Re: Dating Etiquette
 

Originally Posted by weescot (Post 8799180)
At the risk of getting slapped, men are sometimes like handbags - they look good on your arm but best changed every season....

Wayhay, now we are talking. I'm the Autumn range.

Grace O Malley Aug 24th 2010 11:23 am

Re: Dating Etiquette
 

Originally Posted by weescot (Post 8799180)
At the risk of getting slapped, men are sometimes like handbags - they look good on your arm but best changed every season....

ha ha. Yes , some handbags are just for fun..

kittycat1 Aug 24th 2010 11:25 am

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Buying an expensive bag- stroke it, smell it, try it, work out if it will hold my purse, cigs, diary and all the other crap I carry in my bag, smell it again, stroke it again, put it on again, smell it again and stroke it again and decide its too much to spend on a bag and go buy a cheaper one!

BurpusMe Aug 24th 2010 11:30 am

Re: Dating Etiquette
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 8799198)
And I thought I was at risk of getting slapped.

There are so many... it's hard to choose just one.

weescot Aug 24th 2010 12:18 pm

Re: Dating Etiquette
 

Originally Posted by BurpusMe (Post 8799194)
Women are like country & western songs ––
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

You listen to C&W? Oh dear .... Here is something a little special to ease your passage to the pub tonight...


Bahtatboy Aug 24th 2010 12:19 pm

Re: Dating Etiquette
 

Originally Posted by weescot (Post 8799331)
You listen to C&W? Oh dear .... Here is something a little special to ease your passage to the pub tonight...

I thought that's what vaseline's for...

weescot Aug 24th 2010 12:31 pm

Re: Dating Etiquette
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 8799334)
I thought that's what vaseline's for...

.. you know so much about worldy social habits of men :)

BurpusMe Aug 24th 2010 12:45 pm

Re: Dating Etiquette
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 8799334)
I thought that's what vaseline's for...

Pint and 2 E's please.

Charismatic Aug 24th 2010 2:03 pm

Re: Dating Etiquette
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 8798757)
isn't the nicest part the whole build up, the flirting, the texts, the phone calls and stuff...think that's much more fun than getting fcked on the first date.

You should try an LDR, sounds like it's got everything you need :p.

Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 8799135)
I wonder if shopping habits actually show how someone is going to be in the sack...

Or their financial situation?

kittycat1 Aug 24th 2010 5:26 pm

Re: Dating Etiquette
 
Charismatic, not so worried about their wallet size, although nothing worse than a skinflint! :D

tieresias Aug 25th 2010 8:31 pm

Re: Dating Etiquette
 
So far, no mention of local etiquette.

I assume local men try to get their hands on ex-pat women but local women are kept under lock and key?

Bahtatboy Aug 26th 2010 5:12 am

Re: Dating Etiquette
 

Originally Posted by tieresias (Post 8803091)
So far, no mention of local etiquette.

I assume local men try to get their hands on ex-pat women but local women are kept under lock and key?

I keep my women under lock and key. Furry novelty handcuffs, AED7 from that Japanese everything's-AED7-shop that I can never remember the name of.

tieresias Aug 26th 2010 7:14 am

Re: Dating Etiquette
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 8804041)
I keep my women under lock and key. Furry novelty handcuffs, ...

Didn't you say you left your wife in Yorkshire? She must be getting rather uncomfortable by now!

norsk Aug 26th 2010 7:30 am

Re: Dating Etiquette
 

Originally Posted by tieresias (Post 8804211)
Didn't you say you left your wife in Yorkshire? She must be getting rather uncomfortable by now!

he said women, so unless he's got one more than one wife he ain't talking about her...


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