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Lion in Winter Aug 17th 2011 11:22 am

Re: Riots in the UK
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown (Post 9565135)
Are you telling me the tatoo of the Gettysburg address on your backside you posted on Facebook is a fake? :sneaky:



No, that was the original. They stole it, just like our national anthem.

cindyabs Aug 17th 2011 11:26 am

Re: Riots in the UK
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter (Post 9565798)
No, that was the original. They stole it, just like our national anthem.

Listen as far as the National Anthem is concerned, you can have the tune back, it's too damned hard to sing.

Leslie Aug 17th 2011 11:35 am

Re: Riots in the UK
 

Originally Posted by unfair dinkum (Post 9565778)
really?
you mean you, LOW and Walter


I think apologies are in order before we can talk about burying the hatchet

:rofl:

Lion in Winter Aug 17th 2011 11:51 am

Re: Riots in the UK
 

Originally Posted by cindyabs (Post 9565804)
Listen as far as the National Anthem is concerned, you can have the tune back, it's too damned hard to sing.

No, I mean our national anthem that you lot turned into that nice patriotic agricultural song.

cindyabs Aug 17th 2011 12:16 pm

Re: Riots in the UK
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter (Post 9565850)
No, I mean our national anthem that you lot turned into that nice patriotic agricultural song.

Okay, 'cuz whoever thought the tune for the Star Spangled Banner was a good choice was a castrato.

md95065 Aug 17th 2011 12:25 pm

Re: Riots in the UK
 

Originally Posted by cindyabs (Post 9565872)
Okay, 'cuz whoever thought the tune for the Star Spangled Banner was a good choice was a castrato.

Indeed ...


gruffbrown Aug 17th 2011 7:19 pm

Re: Riots in the UK
 

Originally Posted by unfair dinkum (Post 9565778)
really?
you mean you, LOW and Walter


I think apologies are in order before we can talk about burying the hatchet

I'd like to apologise to my first girlfriend for giving her genital warts. There I've started the ball rolling.

tonrob Aug 17th 2011 8:05 pm

Re: Riots in the UK
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown (Post 9566318)
I'd like to apologise to my first girlfriend for giving her genital warts. There I've started the ball rolling.

And I'd like to apologize for you all being a complete bunch of twats.

There - it really isn't that difficult at all, is it?

sonlymewalter Aug 17th 2011 8:12 pm

Re: Riots in the UK
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown (Post 9566318)
I'd like to apologise to my first girlfriend for giving her genital warts. There I've started the ball rolling.

Genital warts and rolling balls. Jeez you could start your own circus freak show:lol:


Originally Posted by tonrob (Post 9566371)
And I'd like to apologize for you all being a complete bunch of twats. There - it really isn't that difficult at all, is it?

Given we're all St Trinnian females, a bunch of twats is quite apt young man:thumbup:

Lion in Winter Aug 18th 2011 12:26 am

Re: Riots in the UK
 

Originally Posted by sonlymewalter (Post 9566382)


Given we're all St Trinnian females, a bunch of twats is quite apt young man:thumbup:



Sally Redux Aug 18th 2011 3:10 am

Re: Riots in the UK
 

Originally Posted by tonrob (Post 9566371)
And I'd like to apologize for you all being a complete bunch of twats.

There - it really isn't that difficult at all, is it?

I apologize for the way the balls roll in Florida.

Sally Redux Aug 18th 2011 3:11 am

Re: Riots in the UK
 

Originally Posted by sonlymewalter (Post 9566382)
Given we're all St Trinnian females, a bunch of twats is quite apt young man:thumbup:

The way I understood LIW's post on this was that you lot weren't up to the standard of St Trinians.

gruffbrown Aug 18th 2011 3:35 am

Re: Riots in the UK
 

Originally Posted by Sally Redux (Post 9567137)
I apologize for the way the balls roll in Florida.

Has anyone apologised for the Irish potato famine or Joe Pasquale yet? I think we need some kind of rota system.

Elvira Aug 18th 2011 3:38 am

Re: Riots in the UK
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown (Post 9567197)
Has anyone apologised for Don Pasquale yet? I think we need some kind of rota system.

I agree that this isn't Donnizetti's best, but it ain't all bad!! :)


gruffbrown Aug 18th 2011 3:43 am

Re: Riots in the UK
 

Originally Posted by Elvira (Post 9567204)
I agree that this isn't Rossini's best, but it ain't all bad!! :)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WDCQfVRoYvc

I saw what you did there, you turned my comment about a second rate comedian with a squeaky voice, into a golden opportunity to post more opera bollocks.....sneaky. I demand an apology.


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