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British Expats (https://britishexpats.com/forum/)
-   The Rovers Return (https://britishexpats.com/forum/rovers-return-111/)
-   -   Riots in the UK (https://britishexpats.com/forum/rovers-return-111/riots-uk-728058/)

Lion in Winter Aug 15th 2011 1:02 pm
Re: Riots in the UK
 
Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 9561879)
Average height. You might manage it in heels if I'm lucky. Being a Yank, you might have to go out and buy a pair at Wal mart.


I'm not going there unless all the immigrant rioters have had their hands cut off and then been shot.

Oh, wait, everyone here is an immigrant, aren't they.

Leslie Aug 15th 2011 1:06 pm
Re: Riots in the UK
 
Originally Posted by Lion in Winter (Post 9561858)
I'm not sure. Apparently now I've become an American. Do you mind? Will you have me?
Of course. You took me in when I was lost, even ordered me a bath if I recall ... it's the least I could do. :)


Oh, wait, apparently I'm also a right-wing American who wants to bomb Arabs, although others in the Barbie were red-baiting me. It's all giving me an identity crisis.
I always said you were complicated.


Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 9561861)
Dibs.
:frown: I saw her first.

Leslie Aug 15th 2011 1:07 pm
Re: Riots in the UK
 
Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 9561879)
Average height. You might manage it in heels if I'm lucky. Being a Yank, you might have to go out and buy a pair at Wal mart.
She could stand on a box. Or an igloo cooler.

unfair dinkum Aug 15th 2011 1:13 pm
Re: Riots in the UK
 
Originally Posted by Rambi (Post 9561863)
No surprise that the irony was lost on a yank :thumbup:
:thumbsup:one up for the redneck f6cktards

another bloody yank Aug 15th 2011 1:13 pm
Re: Riots in the UK
 
Originally Posted by Lion in Winter (Post 9561884)
I'm not going there unless all the immigrant rioters have had their hands cut off and then been shot.

Oh, wait, everyone here is an immigrant, aren't they.
Where do you mean by "here" exactly? :confused: I'm still kind of mixed up, you being a Yank kinda threw me.

another bloody yank Aug 15th 2011 1:14 pm
Re: Riots in the UK
 
Originally Posted by unfair dinkum (Post 9561902)
:thumbsup:one up for the redneck f6cktards
:thumbsup:

I think?

another bloody yank Aug 15th 2011 1:15 pm
Re: Riots in the UK
 
Originally Posted by Leslie (Post 9561895)
She could stand on a box. Or an igloo cooler.
Trailer hitch.:rolleyes:

Truck or house.;)

Lion in Winter Aug 15th 2011 1:16 pm
Re: Riots in the UK
 
Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 9561903)
Where do you mean by "here" exactly? :confused: I'm still kind of mixed up, you being a Yank kinda threw me.


How do you think I feel?:confused:

Lion in Winter Aug 15th 2011 1:17 pm
Re: Riots in the UK
 
Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 9561907)
Trailer hitch.:rolleyes:

Truck or house.;)
I'm not going up on the roof. If I go too high I get the urge to bomb Arabs down below.

Leslie Aug 15th 2011 1:23 pm
Re: Riots in the UK
 
Originally Posted by Lion in Winter (Post 9561910)
I'm not going up on the roof. If I go too high I get the urge to bomb Arabs down below.
Don't worry, he's not that tall. You could probably just stand on an immigrant - make 'em earn their keep.

Turban Explorer Aug 15th 2011 1:23 pm
Re: Riots in the UK
 
Originally Posted by Lion in Winter (Post 9561910)
I'm not going up on the roof. If I go too high I get the urge to bomb Arabs down below.
You obviously have a genetic propensity towards violence. Have you had your head measured? :eek:

another bloody yank Aug 15th 2011 1:25 pm
Re: Riots in the UK
 
Originally Posted by Leslie (Post 9561915)
Don't worry, he's not that tall. You could probably just stand on an immigrant - make 'em earn their keep.
I didn't mean the roof anyway. I meant the hitch on the hou... :lol: Yeah, an immigrant would work. Not a really fat one though.

Lion in Winter Aug 15th 2011 1:27 pm
Re: Riots in the UK
 
Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 9561922)
I didn't mean the roof anyway. I meant the hitch on the hou... :lol: Yeah, an immigrant would work. Not a really fat one though.

Immigrants should be kept in their place and not allowed to get fat anyway. Everyone knows that if they're fat it's because they've been scrounging benefits.

another bloody yank Aug 15th 2011 1:28 pm
Re: Riots in the UK
 
Originally Posted by Turban Explorer (Post 9561917)
You're obviously have a genetic propensity towards violence.
You're uncanny. How do you do it? :ohmy:

Lion in Winter Aug 15th 2011 1:28 pm
Re: Riots in the UK
 
Originally Posted by Turban Explorer (Post 9561917)
You're obviously have a genetic propensity towards violence. Have you had your head measured? :eek:


I think I had better make an appointment. My genes are clearly questionable.


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