From what you say, it could well be Perth.

Tell me, are those hats with corks on any good, or are they just a joke?

Joke...please don't get one

Thanks for clearing that up. A bit like sending the apprentice off for a bag of bubbles for the spirit level!

Saw a joke in Private Eye that showed a bloke entering AA wearing a hat with hundreds of corks dangling from it.

and another that still had the bottles attached to the corks.

That's pretty good!

Seem to recall ?Graham Kennedy? in ?Don's Party? wearing a stubby holder on a thong around his neck and, when not in use, flipped it so it hung down his back.

Barry McKenzie was my guide to Aus culture.

I dunno what/who you guys are talking about but must be before my time!!

Showing my age again am I?

I'm glad that's all you're showing

It's the cultural references that show you up worst of all.

Sounds like you have a baboon arse.

Are you web-stalking me?

Do you want me to?

I'm drunk, I'll take what I can get