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Old Mar 9th 2007, 10:45 am
  #376  
-Martin
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On 9 Mar 2007 03:41:09 -0800, [email protected] wrote:

>On 9 mrt, 12:35, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> When?
>
>Never - she has the *uck tape on, remember?

Stick it on her bill?

Talking of ugly ...
have you realised that you live in the ugliest part of the Netherlands?
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Old Mar 9th 2007, 11:09 am
  #377  
Jeremyrh Geo
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On 9 mrt, 12:45, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
> On 9 Mar 2007 03:41:09 -0800, [email protected] wrote:
>
> >On 9 mrt, 12:35, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >> When?
>
> >Never - she has the *uck tape on, remember?
>
> Stick it on her bill?
>
> Talking of ugly ...
> have you realised that you live in the ugliest part of the Netherlands?

Don't tell me I missed the part with sunchine and mountains?

B;
 
Old Mar 9th 2007, 11:16 am
  #378  
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On 9 Mar 2007 04:09:48 -0800, [email protected] wrote:

>On 9 mrt, 12:45, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>> On 9 Mar 2007 03:41:09 -0800, [email protected] wrote:
>>
>> >On 9 mrt, 12:35, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> >> When?
>>
>> >Never - she has the *uck tape on, remember?
>>
>> Stick it on her bill?
>>
>> Talking of ugly ...
>> have you realised that you live in the ugliest part of the Netherlands?
>
>Don't tell me I missed the part with sunchine and mountains?

You've missed the bit that isn't concreted over.
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Martin
 
Old Mar 9th 2007, 12:00 pm
  #379  
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On 9 mrt, 13:16, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
> On 9 Mar 2007 04:09:48 -0800, [email protected] wrote:
>
> >On 9 mrt, 12:45, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
> >> On 9 Mar 2007 03:41:09 -0800, [email protected] wrote:
>
> >> >On 9 mrt, 12:35, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >> >> When?
>
> >> >Never - she has the *uck tape on, remember?
>
> >> Stick it on her bill?
>
> >> Talking of ugly ...
> >> have you realised that you live in the ugliest part of the Netherlands?
>
> >Don't tell me I missed the part with sunchine and mountains?
>
> You've missed the bit that isn't concreted over.

Well, I think I'll save the thrill of seeing a bit of muddy puddle
with no concrete for a later time - like when the Alps have eroded
into the sea, and the tavernas in the Peloponnese sell fried turds
from behind little windows.

B;
 
Old Mar 9th 2007, 12:51 pm
  #380  
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On 9 Mar 2007 05:00:29 -0800, [email protected] wrote:

>On 9 mrt, 13:16, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>> On 9 Mar 2007 04:09:48 -0800, [email protected] wrote:
>>
>> >On 9 mrt, 12:45, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >> On 9 Mar 2007 03:41:09 -0800, [email protected] wrote:
>>
>> >> >On 9 mrt, 12:35, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> >> >> When?
>>
>> >> >Never - she has the *uck tape on, remember?
>>
>> >> Stick it on her bill?
>>
>> >> Talking of ugly ...
>> >> have you realised that you live in the ugliest part of the Netherlands?
>>
>> >Don't tell me I missed the part with sunchine and mountains?
>>
>> You've missed the bit that isn't concreted over.
>
>Well, I think I'll save the thrill of seeing a bit of muddy puddle
>with no concrete for a later time - like when the Alps have eroded
>into the sea,

I can't believe you expected mountains.

> and the tavernas in the Peloponnese sell fried turds
>from behind little windows.

and in Turkey you can buy genuine krokets.
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Old Mar 9th 2007, 1:48 pm
  #381  
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On Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:45:03 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... On 9 Mar 2007 03:41:09 -0800, [email protected] wrote:
...
... >On 9 mrt, 12:35, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
... >
... >> When?
... >
... >Never - she has the *uck tape on, remember?
...
... Stick it on her bill?
...
... Talking of ugly ...
... have you realised that you live in the ugliest part of the Netherlands?

Perfect choice!
 
Old Mar 9th 2007, 1:59 pm
  #382  
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On Fri, 09 Mar 2007 15:48:40 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:

>On Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:45:03 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... On 9 Mar 2007 03:41:09 -0800, [email protected] wrote:
> ...
> ... >On 9 mrt, 12:35, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
> ... >
> ... >> When?
> ... >
> ... >Never - she has the *uck tape on, remember?
> ...
> ... Stick it on her bill?
> ...
> ... Talking of ugly ...
> ... have you realised that you live in the ugliest part of the Netherlands?
>
>Perfect choice!

Will you be retiring to Chez Jeremy?
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Martin
 
Old Mar 9th 2007, 2:53 pm
  #383  
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On Fri, 09 Mar 2007 15:59:08 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... On Fri, 09 Mar 2007 15:48:40 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
...
... >On Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:45:03 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... >
... > ... On 9 Mar 2007 03:41:09 -0800, [email protected] wrote:
... > ...
... > ... >On 9 mrt, 12:35, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
... > ... >
... > ... >> When?
... > ... >
... > ... >Never - she has the *uck tape on, remember?
... > ...
... > ... Stick it on her bill?
... > ...
... > ... Talking of ugly ...
... > ... have you realised that you live in the ugliest part of the Netherlands?
... >
... >Perfect choice!
...
... Will you be retiring to Chez Jeremy?

ROTFL
 
Old Mar 9th 2007, 2:59 pm
  #384  
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On Fri, 09 Mar 2007 16:53:20 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:

>On Fri, 09 Mar 2007 15:59:08 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... On Fri, 09 Mar 2007 15:48:40 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> ...
> ... >On Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:45:03 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... >
> ... > ... On 9 Mar 2007 03:41:09 -0800, [email protected] wrote:
> ... > ...
> ... > ... >On 9 mrt, 12:35, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >> When?
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >Never - she has the *uck tape on, remember?
> ... > ...
> ... > ... Stick it on her bill?
> ... > ...
> ... > ... Talking of ugly ...
> ... > ... have you realised that you live in the ugliest part of the Netherlands?
> ... >
> ... >Perfect choice!
> ...
> ... Will you be retiring to Chez Jeremy?
>
>ROTFL

They're coming to take you away,
Haha, they're coming to take you away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the funny farm
Where Life is Beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those Nice Young Men
In their Clean White Coats
And they're coming to take you AWAY,
HA HAAAAA
You thought it was a joke,
and so you LAUGHED, YOU LAUGHED
When I had said that losing you
Would make me flip my lid,

--

Martin
 
Old Mar 9th 2007, 5:17 pm
  #385  
Jeremyrh Geo
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On Mar 9, 3:48 pm, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:45:03 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... On 9 Mar 2007 03:41:09 -0800, [email protected] wrote:
> ...
> ... >On 9 mrt, 12:35, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
> ... >
> ... >> When?
> ... >
> ... >Never - she has the *uck tape on, remember?
> ...
> ... Stick it on her bill?
> ...
> ... Talking of ugly ...
> ... have you realised that you live in the ugliest part of the Netherlands?
>
> Perfect choice!

Hark at the Poisoned Dwarf - not exactly Angelina Jolie's more
attractive sister, are you, pet?

B;
 
Old Mar 9th 2007, 5:48 pm
  #386  
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On 9 Mar 2007 10:17:11 -0800, in rec.travel.europe, [email protected] arranged some
electrons, so they looked like this:

... On Mar 9, 3:48 pm, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
... > On Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:45:03 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
... > arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... >
... > ... On 9 Mar 2007 03:41:09 -0800, [email protected] wrote:
... > ...
... > ... >On 9 mrt, 12:35, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
... > ... >
... > ... >> When?
... > ... >
... > ... >Never - she has the *uck tape on, remember?
... > ...
... > ... Stick it on her bill?
... > ...
... > ... Talking of ugly ...
... > ... have you realised that you live in the ugliest part of the Netherlands?
... >
... > Perfect choice!
...
... Hark at the Poisoned Dwarf - not exactly Angelina Jolie's more
... attractive sister, are you, pet?

You have a long way to go before you are able to insult a girl, Jem... Try harder. *Much*
harder. LOL
 
Old Mar 9th 2007, 8:35 pm
  #387  
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Magda <[email protected]> wrote:

> On 9 Mar 2007 10:17:11 -0800, in rec.travel.europe, [email protected]
arranged some > electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... On Mar 9, 3:48 pm, Magda <[email protected]> wrote: > On Fri, 09 Mar 2007
> ... 12:45:03 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]> >
> ... arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... >
> ... > ... On 9 Mar 2007 03:41:09 -0800, [email protected] wrote:
> ... > ...
> ... > ... >On 9 mrt, 12:35, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >> When?
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >Never - she has the *uck tape on, remember?
> ... > ...
> ... > ... Stick it on her bill?
> ... > ...
> ... > ... Talking of ugly ... have you realised that you live in the
> ... > ... ugliest part of the Netherlands?
> ... >
> ... > Perfect choice!
> ...
> ... Hark at the Poisoned Dwarf - not exactly Angelina Jolie's more
> ... attractive sister, are you, pet?
>
> You have a long way to go before you are able to insult a girl, Jem... Try
> harder. *Much* harder. LOL

You're getting muddled up again, Mags - I'm not trying to insult you.
I'm simply pointing out how badly placed you are to make comments about
others' beauty, or lack thereof.

B;

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Old Mar 9th 2007, 8:46 pm
  #388  
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On Fri, 9 Mar 2007 22:35:50 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, [email protected] (Mister Bartlett)
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
...
... > On 9 Mar 2007 10:17:11 -0800, in rec.travel.europe, [email protected]
... arranged some > electrons, so they looked like this:
... >
... > ... On Mar 9, 3:48 pm, Magda <[email protected]> wrote: > On Fri, 09 Mar 2007
... > ... 12:45:03 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]> >
... > ... arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > ... >
... > ... > ... On 9 Mar 2007 03:41:09 -0800, [email protected] wrote:
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... >On 9 mrt, 12:35, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... >> When?
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... >Never - she has the *uck tape on, remember?
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... Stick it on her bill?
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... Talking of ugly ... have you realised that you live in the
... > ... > ... ugliest part of the Netherlands?
... > ... >
... > ... > Perfect choice!
... > ...
... > ... Hark at the Poisoned Dwarf - not exactly Angelina Jolie's more
... > ... attractive sister, are you, pet?
... >
... > You have a long way to go before you are able to insult a girl, Jem... Try
... > harder. *Much* harder. LOL
...
... You're getting muddled up again, Mags - I'm not trying to insult you.
... I'm simply pointing out how badly placed you are to make comments about
... others' beauty, or lack thereof.

I do as I like, coco.
 
Old Mar 10th 2007, 7:22 am
  #389  
Mister Bartlett
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Magda <[email protected]> wrote:

> On Fri, 9 Mar 2007 22:35:50 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, [email protected]
> (Mister Bartlett) arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> ...
> ... > On 9 Mar 2007 10:17:11 -0800, in rec.travel.europe,
> ... [email protected] arranged some > electrons, so they looked like
> ... this:
> ... >
> ... > ... On Mar 9, 3:48 pm, Magda <[email protected]> wrote: > On Fri, 09
> ... > ... Mar 2007 12:45:03 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin
> ... > ... <[email protected]> >
> ... > ... arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... On 9 Mar 2007 03:41:09 -0800, [email protected] wrote:
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... >On 9 mrt, 12:35, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... >> When?
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... >Never - she has the *uck tape on, remember?
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... Stick it on her bill?
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... Talking of ugly ... have you realised that you live in the
> ... > ... > ... ugliest part of the Netherlands?
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > Perfect choice!
> ... > ...
> ... > ... Hark at the Poisoned Dwarf - not exactly Angelina Jolie's more
> ... > ... attractive sister, are you, pet?
> ... >
> ... > You have a long way to go before you are able to insult a girl,
> ... > Jem... Try harder. *Much* harder. LOL
> ...
> ... You're getting muddled up again, Mags - I'm not trying to insult you.
> ... I'm simply pointing out how badly placed you are to make comments
> ... about others' beauty, or lack thereof.
>
> I do as I like, coco.

You do indeed. And we draw the appropriate conclusions.

Anyway - you've obviously mistaken me for someone (like Martin) with
nothing better to do than to respond endlessly to your witless
chirruping. Now I'm off to do something more stimulating, like cut my
toenails...

Bye.

B;


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Old Mar 10th 2007, 7:38 am
  #390  
-Magda
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On Sat, 10 Mar 2007 09:22:41 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, [email protected] (Mister
Bartlett) arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
...
... > On Fri, 9 Mar 2007 22:35:50 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, [email protected]
... > (Mister Bartlett) arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... >
... > ... Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
... > ...
... > ... > On 9 Mar 2007 10:17:11 -0800, in rec.travel.europe,
... > ... [email protected] arranged some > electrons, so they looked like
... > ... this:
... > ... >
... > ... > ... On Mar 9, 3:48 pm, Magda <[email protected]> wrote: > On Fri, 09
... > ... > ... Mar 2007 12:45:03 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin
... > ... > ... <[email protected]> >
... > ... > ... arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... On 9 Mar 2007 03:41:09 -0800, [email protected] wrote:
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... >On 9 mrt, 12:35, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... >> When?
... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... >Never - she has the *uck tape on, remember?
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... Stick it on her bill?
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... Talking of ugly ... have you realised that you live in the
... > ... > ... > ... ugliest part of the Netherlands?
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > Perfect choice!
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... Hark at the Poisoned Dwarf - not exactly Angelina Jolie's more
... > ... > ... attractive sister, are you, pet?
... > ... >
... > ... > You have a long way to go before you are able to insult a girl,
... > ... > Jem... Try harder. *Much* harder. LOL
... > ...
... > ... You're getting muddled up again, Mags - I'm not trying to insult you.
... > ... I'm simply pointing out how badly placed you are to make comments
... > ... about others' beauty, or lack thereof.
... >
... > I do as I like, coco.
...
... You do indeed. And we draw the appropriate conclusions.

While you brush those crooked teeth, no doubt. A "mark of beauty" I don't have...
 


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