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Old Mar 7th 2007, 6:58 pm
  #256  
Tim C .
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Following up to Magda <[email protected]> :

>On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 16:27:17 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Tim C. <[email protected]>
>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ...
> ... >Waiting for Martin to correct you...
> ...
> ... nothing to correct?
>
>You have a penis, he does not dare to mess with you...

for which I'm quite grateful.
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Old Mar 7th 2007, 7:00 pm
  #257  
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Following up to "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" <[email protected]> :

>
>
>Tim C. wrote:
>
>> Following up to "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" <[email protected]> :
>>
>>
>>>Oh get stuffed! :-) (What's happened to you, David - your
>>>posts, like Martin's, used to be amusing!)
>>
>>
>> Yours used to be interesting and seemingly well considered. What happened?
>
>Retirement, and too much time on my hands? ;-) (I didn't
>used to bother expressing my opinion on such trivial matters.)

Ok, fair enough. :-)
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Old Mar 7th 2007, 7:01 pm
  #258  
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Following up to Martin <[email protected]> :


>Why does flying first class or any other class guarantee that you are child
>free?

who said anything about guaranteeing anything?
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Old Mar 7th 2007, 8:19 pm
  #259  
-Martin
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On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:58:41 +0100, Tim C. <[email protected]> wrote:

>Following up to Magda <[email protected]> :
>
>>On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 16:27:17 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Tim C. <[email protected]>
>>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>>
>> ...
>> ... >Waiting for Martin to correct you...
>> ...
>> ... nothing to correct?
>>
>>You have a penis, he does not dare to mess with you...
>
>for which I'm quite grateful.

Magda on the other hand has sharp finger nails.
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Martin
 
Old Mar 7th 2007, 8:20 pm
  #260  
-Martin
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On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:00:02 +0100, Tim C. <[email protected]> wrote:

>Following up to "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" <[email protected]> :
>
>>
>>
>>Tim C. wrote:
>>
>>> Following up to "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" <[email protected]> :
>>>
>>>
>>>>Oh get stuffed! :-) (What's happened to you, David - your
>>>>posts, like Martin's, used to be amusing!)
>>>
>>>
>>> Yours used to be interesting and seemingly well considered. What happened?
>>
>>Retirement, and too much time on my hands? ;-) (I didn't
>>used to bother expressing my opinion on such trivial matters.)
>
>Ok, fair enough. :-)

The good old days?
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Old Mar 7th 2007, 8:21 pm
  #261  
-Martin
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On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:01:17 +0100, Tim C. <[email protected]> wrote:

>Following up to Martin <[email protected]> :
>
>
>>Why does flying first class or any other class guarantee that you are child
>>free?
>
>who said anything about guaranteeing anything?

We will never know as the context was zapped.
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Old Mar 7th 2007, 8:22 pm
  #262  
-Martin
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On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:30:02 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
>Martin wrote:
>
>> I have travelled lots by air and recall being mainly upset by adult
>behaviour on
>> planes. When somebody asks for help with a booking a child ticket why does
>this
>> always lead to a rant about child passengers and few offers of real help?
>>
>
>
>Because children are basically sociopaths and their behaviour cannot be
>controlled by force or reason...

More likely that *some* of the single for ever posters are sociopaths.
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Old Mar 7th 2007, 8:23 pm
  #263  
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On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:36:43 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
>Martin wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 07 Mar 2007 19:43:14 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> >On Wed, 07 Mar 2007 17:06:13 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin
><[email protected]>
>> >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>> >
>> > ...
>> > ... especially on ferries.
>> > ...
>> > ... We have had rants about
>> > ... a) kids on planes
>> > ... b) kids on busues and buses
>> > ...
>> > ... a rant about kids on ferries next, or shall we skip the preamble and
>have a rant
>> > ... about people who have kids?
>> >
>> >Any chance that said kids will run amok and fall into the sea?? 8-))
>>
>> Very little. It is drunken bachelors that do that.
>
>
>Magda will be sending you a very tiny sweet by sea post...

... I look forward to a visit from the bomb disposal squad.
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Martin
 
Old Mar 7th 2007, 8:24 pm
  #264  
Gregory Morrow
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Martin wrote:

> On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:58:41 +0100, Tim C. <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >Following up to Magda <[email protected]> :
> >
> >>On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 16:27:17 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Tim C.
<[email protected]>
> >>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> >>
> >> ...
> >> ... >Waiting for Martin to correct you...
> >> ...
> >> ... nothing to correct?
> >>
> >>You have a penis, he does not dare to mess with you...
> >
> >for which I'm quite grateful.
>
> Magda on the other hand has sharp finger nails.


And a steady grip on her cat 'o nine tails...

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Old Mar 7th 2007, 8:43 pm
  #265  
-Martin
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On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:24:12 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
>Martin wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:58:41 +0100, Tim C. <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> >Following up to Magda <[email protected]> :
>> >
>> >>On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 16:27:17 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Tim C.
><[email protected]>
>> >>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>> >>
>> >> ...
>> >> ... >Waiting for Martin to correct you...
>> >> ...
>> >> ... nothing to correct?
>> >>
>> >>You have a penis, he does not dare to mess with you...
>> >
>> >for which I'm quite grateful.
>>
>> Magda on the other hand has sharp finger nails.
>
>
>And a steady grip on her cat 'o nine tails...

She definitely needs to get a grip some days.
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Martin
 
Old Mar 7th 2007, 8:44 pm
  #266  
-Magda
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On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:19:40 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:58:41 +0100, Tim C. <[email protected]> wrote:
...
... >Following up to Magda <[email protected]> :
... >
... >>On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 16:27:17 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Tim C. <[email protected]>
... >>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... >>
... >> ...
... >> ... >Waiting for Martin to correct you...
... >> ...
... >> ... nothing to correct?
... >>
... >>You have a penis, he does not dare to mess with you...
... >
... >for which I'm quite grateful.
...
... Magda on the other hand has sharp finger nails.

Are you declawed?
 
Old Mar 7th 2007, 8:45 pm
  #267  
-Magda
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On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:22:38 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:30:02 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
... <[email protected]> wrote:
...
... >Martin wrote:
... >
... >> I have travelled lots by air and recall being mainly upset by adult
... >behaviour on
... >> planes. When somebody asks for help with a booking a child ticket why does
... >this
... >> always lead to a rant about child passengers and few offers of real help?
... >
... >Because children are basically sociopaths and their behaviour cannot be
... >controlled by force or reason...
...
... More likely that *some* of the single for ever posters are sociopaths.

Some posters are damn jealous of single posters, too.
 
Old Mar 7th 2007, 8:46 pm
  #268  
-Magda
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On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:36:43 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, "Gregory Morrow"
<[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

...
... Magda will be sending you a very tiny sweet by sea post...

Huh? Is there a sea between Paris and Zuid Holland??
 
Old Mar 7th 2007, 8:49 pm
  #269  
-Martin
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On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:44:24 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:

>On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:19:40 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:58:41 +0100, Tim C. <[email protected]> wrote:
> ...
> ... >Following up to Magda <[email protected]> :
> ... >
> ... >>On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 16:27:17 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Tim C. <[email protected]>
> ... >>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... >>
> ... >> ...
> ... >> ... >Waiting for Martin to correct you...
> ... >> ...
> ... >> ... nothing to correct?
> ... >>
> ... >>You have a penis, he does not dare to mess with you...
> ... >
> ... >for which I'm quite grateful.
> ...
> ... Magda on the other hand has sharp finger nails.
>
>Are you declawed?

Are you a pussy cat?
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Martin
 
Old Mar 7th 2007, 8:50 pm
  #270  
-Martin
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On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:45:45 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:

>On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:22:38 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:30:02 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
> ... <[email protected]> wrote:
> ...
> ... >Martin wrote:
> ... >
> ... >> I have travelled lots by air and recall being mainly upset by adult
> ... >behaviour on
> ... >> planes. When somebody asks for help with a booking a child ticket why does
> ... >this
> ... >> always lead to a rant about child passengers and few offers of real help?
> ... >
> ... >Because children are basically sociopaths and their behaviour cannot be
> ... >controlled by force or reason...
> ...
> ... More likely that *some* of the single for ever posters are sociopaths.
>
>Some posters are damn jealous of single posters, too.

This one isn't. Each to his/her own.
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Martin
 


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