When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2
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You need to ask where we are??
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Boa noite
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Let's hope his golfing days have not finished
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Pants are mens underwear in the UK.
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Hope all goes well with hubsters op' Cleri, he's gonna be in need of some nursing when he comes home you know.
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Can't say I'm bowled over by it. ![Unsure](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/unsure.gif)
See it every day in my line of work - especially in the winter when all the little darlings have got colds - green nostril juice everywhere. Yuk (where is the smilie for Yuk?)
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Cleri where are you, not still painting the wall? Or maybe the butcher calls?![Sneaky](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/sneaky.gif)
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See it every day in my line of work - especially in the winter when all the little darlings have got colds - green nostril juice everywhere. Yuk (where is the smilie for Yuk?)
Pants is bad
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No pants is good
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Cleri where are you, not still painting the wall? Or maybe the butcher calls?
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Especially if you're Brazilian and compulsory with a kilt
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So pants are men’s underwear..... and they are bad because ![Confused](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/confused.gif)
So if pants are men’s underwear.... what are those things men wear on the part of their body that is between the feet and the belly button?![Huh?](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/huh.gif)
Let us know how Mr. Cleri’s knee goes ok…. Bet the butcher is very excited….
Nomes…. The problem is that you ran out of smart things to say…… There must have been sleeping powder on all those lettuce the farmer gave you….![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
I would say something to piss you off if I knew how to speak UK …….
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So if pants are men’s underwear.... what are those things men wear on the part of their body that is between the feet and the belly button?
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Let us know how Mr. Cleri’s knee goes ok…. Bet the butcher is very excited….
Nomes…. The problem is that you ran out of smart things to say…… There must have been sleeping powder on all those lettuce the farmer gave you….
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I would say something to piss you off if I knew how to speak UK …….
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Thanx for good wishes,he will be ok,its only a knee for goodness sake ![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
He is cacking himself
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at least he shouldnt catch mrsa like he could do in Uk.
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He is cacking himself
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Cav, what you colonials call pants we trousers![Stick Out Tongue](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
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. As far as we are concerned pants are what go underneath:curse::curse:.
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Oh..... Ok now I get it.... Pants = underwear.... underwear = rain
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So if the weather is pants it is bad I can see that but I still don't understand why that particular word...
I think you Brits are heavily into fetish.... Let’s see…
Things there are some times "QUEIR".
Many of you often go out to find some "FAGS".
When it rains it rains "underwear". Something we would usualy want those two others to keep on.
Those are just a few confusing but highly amusing differences in how we speak.
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Now if Nomes and Gazz were not old and tired there would be a torrent of other interesting words I left out.... But old age and lack of sun is making them oh so boring
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My 7 year old spent the day with an old nursery friend the other day. In the back of the car the discussion was as follows:
O: So, R, do you still pick your nose and eat it?
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