When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2
Re: When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2
He was at the pub last night.I've got a photo of him trying to sail a yacht we hired.I'm going to put it up when Hett gets here,to show her the sort of dickhead he is.
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Re: When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2
It was a bad day for all concerned.I was asleep in the cabin when the skipper knocked on the door....
Skipper:"Could you come up you're friend has seized control of the wheel"
Me:"Just tell him to let you steer it"
Skipper:"I have but he told me to **** off or he'd nut me"
Me:"Just let him steer for a bit"
Skipper:" He's very drunk and I'm afraid for our safety"
I had to go up and with Mrs Al's help we wrestled the wheel off him.
Skipper:"Could you come up you're friend has seized control of the wheel"
Me:"Just tell him to let you steer it"
Skipper:"I have but he told me to **** off or he'd nut me"
Me:"Just let him steer for a bit"
Skipper:" He's very drunk and I'm afraid for our safety"
I had to go up and with Mrs Al's help we wrestled the wheel off him.
Re: When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2
This is Mrs Al and the skipper after the incident.Can you see the look on his face? He's completely traumatised.
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You haven't seen that rosscov sort around have you?
Not content with filling my pm box with the most disgusting and depraved suggestions,she's now taken to sending me pictures of herself.
Re: When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2
Me either.
You haven't seen that rosscov sort around have you?
Not content with filling my pm box with the most disgusting and depraved suggestions,she's now taken to sending me pictures of herself.
http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress...l_hat_girl.jpg
You haven't seen that rosscov sort around have you?
Not content with filling my pm box with the most disgusting and depraved suggestions,she's now taken to sending me pictures of herself.
http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress...l_hat_girl.jpg
Re: When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2
Oh and I forgot to mention, I've shredded the roof of my mouth with peanut M&Ms.
Apparently Mr. Rosscov has a soothing remedy.....:curse:
Apparently Mr. Rosscov has a soothing remedy.....:curse:
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