Do people read those?

I was in "The Fourth Protocol" with Pierce Brosnan and Michael Caine

I won the England subbuteo championship, basically went though regionals,won the final in London and then that lead to going to a European cup and got beat by a German

The realism of Subbuteo is astonishing!

I know it's amazing it's like real football

What can I say I was a spotty yoof at the time

I can fold my tongue in three and once shared a bag of Ruffles with OJ Simpson. Not at the same time...

Did his hand fit in the bag?

Was he wearing that famous glove at the time ? The one that caused all the controversy at hid trial.

Thanks for explaining my reference

On penalties I assume.

I was screen tested for Rough Science. Seemingly I didn't do very well!

Still have the expense cheque from the BBC..........

You probably didn't have that mad glint in your eye that the Rough Science presenters have.

I was once told to F*** Off by both David Frost and Colin Montgomerie in the same day

Are you Ned Beatty?..

I had Des Lynem come up to me , out his arm around me , look down and ask ' What are those?'